Gloomy Yellers Issue No.3: Talk To The Hand [Introducing NoFaceNorm]

Last week while Jason Voorhees was visiting us because his grandmother had to check out some lakeside property that was for sale, we had to take away TheMatt’s FOX News viewing privileges. Actually, we took away anything FOX related, including and especially FOX Interactive Media, because we all know that associating with that tyrannical right-winged fascist regime leads to a slow and steady decline into the dark abyss of your psyche from which a return to sanity is rare. Look I’ve seen it happen, so I know what I’m talking about.

So, while TheMatt enjoyed some alien anal probing, NoFaceNorm also decided to show up to work… with a new friend. The jury is still out as to whether or not his new friend is a therapy tool from his team of FOX-employed psychotherapists. We’ll let you know just as soon as we find out… provided that any of us survi… ah, Norm, what the hell are you doin… no, no, get away… Heeeeeelp!!!

Thanks Abby Howard and TheMatt for documenting our insanity.

Yell! Magazine Presents: Gloomy Yellers Issue No.3

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