Suicide Monday: These Girls Are Smashing

Ilanna Suicide

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What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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The Girls

Smash suicideSmash Suicide has a name that conjures up images of a 1980s-era WWF vixen or a one-woman anti-suicide campaign. She says her hero is Freddy Krueger, and while that’s very cool in or books, we wonder what kind of dreams she has. For example, since she’s a personal trainer, does she have dreams of being hunted by the dream demon in the gym and losing one client after another to those steel claws? Unless you want to find out, we suggest that you never meet or hire Smash Suicide.

Ilanna SuicideThe 26-year-old Ilanna Suicide hails from Colombia, and she’s a rock journalist. Ah, be still our little hearts. Obviously, Ilanna Suicide has a thing for rock and hard rock and a bit of heavy metal, but she really hits a homerun in our books with her taste in horror film and literature.

Smash Suicide

Age: 28 (February 21, 1984)
Location: Uruguay
Hometown: Montevideo

Smash suicide

Occupation: Personal trainer/photographer
Heroes: Freddy Krueger
My status: Open relationship
Smash suicide
Bands: The Mars Volta, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tool, Motosierra, Joan Jett, AC/DC, Motorhead, Radiohead
Films: La mala educacion, A Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, The NeverEnding Story, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, Alicia

Ilanna Suicide shows what she’s made of after the jump…

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