Occupation: Time traveler
Stats: 5’10”, 140 lbs.
Heroes: My grandfather
Gets me hot: Men in V-necks, neck kisses
I lost my virginity: To a douchebag
My idea of a good time: Stay in and watch old movies on TV
My pigeonholes: Crafty, retro, hipster, rockabilly, geek, gamer
Not into: Cunts
Makes me happy: Standing at the very edge of the land, where the ocean laps at my feet and smells sweet in the air. Also, my puppy. Robots. New tattoos. New friends. Being in bed when its super cold and my bed is super warm. Sunny rainy days. Handmade gifts. Road trips. Tootsie pops. Bloody Marys. Chicken wings. Brunch dates. Reddit.
Bands: Otis Redding, Same Cooke, Stevie Wonder, BB King, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry, Mumford & Sons
Films: Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, 1920; Nosferatu, 1922; The Phantom of The Opera, 1925; Gone with the Wind, 1939; Casablanca, 1942; A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951; Rebel without a Cause, 1955; Some Like It Hot, 1959; Breakfast at Tiffany’s, 1961; Modern directors: Tim Burton, Henry Selick, Quentin Tarantino, Darren Aronofsky, Jeunet and Caro.
TV shows: The Office, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, , Flight of the Conchords, Dexter, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Big Bang Theory, Crappy VH1 Reality, Jersey Shore, Breaking Bad
Video games: Any Legend of Zelda, Fallout, Left for Dead 1 and 2, Skyrim, Any Final Fantasy, Fable 1, 2, 3, Halo 3, Assasin’s Creed, , Gears of War
Rock Hard \m/