Suicide Monday: It’s A Colombian Cartel Of Hotness

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Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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The Girls

Nahp Suicide-1No 27 year old has the right to look so young and fresh as Nahp Suicide does. Whatever is in that fruit juice she claims she can’t live without is working for her. In a strange sort of way, Nahp reminds us of that chick on Glee, only way cooler.

Ellys Suicide-2Ellys Suicide likes to give oral sex. Does any more need to be said? OK, fine, she also likes to play and listen to heavy metal, and she’s proof that great things come in small packages. The 23 year old also listed her relationship status as “cheater,” but we think there’s any easy solution to that – just have an open relationship with her.

Nahp Suicide

Age: 27
Location: Colombia

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Occupation: Copywriter
Into: Animals, photography, tattoos, body piercings, natural beauty, love and eternal love, sex, chocolate, sushi, movies, skirts, dresses, black hair, black color, converse, pin-up style, 50s, 60s, 70s, 90s, socks, nature
5 things I can’t live without: MY music, iPhone, love, animals, fruit juice

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Bands: Korn, Foo Fighters, Chevelle, Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Linkin Park, Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, No Doubt, Deftones
Films: Finding Nemo, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribean, Fight Club, The Virgin Suicides, Requiem for a Dream, The Hangover, Limitless, Toy Story, Just Married
TV shows: How I Met your Mother, The Walking Dead, Spartacus, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, True Blood, Mythbusters, Dexter, The Simpsons, LOST

Check out more pics of the gorgeous Ellys Suicide after the jump…

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