Suicide Monday: Killin’ Zombies While On Rollerskates

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Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

The Girls

Krito Suicide-2Wish we could show you more of Krito Suicide, but damn that girl likes to show her body and our selection of pics we could show you was limited. Anyway, we’ve had her in Suicide Monday before, and like we said then, Kito Suicide kicks ass. Her idea of a Sunday afternoon of inline skating might be slightly different than yours.

HelenJade Suicide-4HelenJade Suicide is a friend of ours because any girl who lists “killing zombies” as one of her hobbies has to be, right? Just one question HelenJade: What’s your weapon of choice? Total hotness? Because we’re completely brainless after looking at your latest photo set.

Krito Suicide

Age: 28
Location: Colombia

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Occupation: Model, fashion designer, Tattooist & body piercer
Hobbies: Roller Derby
Vices: Sex, sexy girls, music
I spend most of my free time: In another dimension XD
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Bands: Placebo, Kap bambino, Robots In Disguise, Crystal Castle, The Sounds, Vive la fete, Electrocute, The Kills, Revvl9n, Peaches, Sylversun Pickups, Muse, Marilyn Manson, The Toxic avenger
Films: Amelie, Entrevista con el vampiro, Trainspotting, Requiem por un sueño, Efecto mariposa
TV shows: Skins, South Park
Artists: Melodie Gore

HelenJade Suicide has us wishing we were zombies so that she could take care of her business…

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