From the vaults of Totally Rock ‘N’ Roll, comes the story of a fucked-up 28-year-old Chicago woman who got pregnant at the nomadic Gigantour, featuring Megadeth and Motorhead.
Story goes, she with blue hair got busy with a dude sporting a red mohawk in the bathroom at Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom. How do we know this? She posted a missed connection on Craig’s List. Here’s the since-been-removed posting:
Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would[n’t] make too much noise.
Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.
I hate it when that happens. I can’t tell you how many women have contacted me claiming to be my baby’s momma.
As fun as it was at the time, getting knocked up is a pretty serious consequence. Still, she’s lucky she didn’t contract a serious disease… anyway, enough of the PSA.
Post a comment below about your worst concert experience, or just your thoughts on this situation.
Rock Hard \m/