Suicide Monday: These Girls Have Dirty Pigeonholes

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Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

The Girls

Nekrofelia Suicide-2Nekrofelia Suicide is a dirty little rockabilly girl with a thing for gum and shoes. We say, “you can leave your shoes on.” We love her strategically placed (business during the day, party at night) tattoos and their monster/rockabilly look.

Eliona Suicide-1Eliona Suicide is a dirty little goth girl with a thing for fetish. We say, “what’s the safe word.” She’s got a thing for gorno, which is fine by our horror standards, and she likes the right kind of video games. Eliona likes playing with her piercings, and so do we!

Nekrofelia Suicide

Age: 24
Location: I’m Lost

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Current crush: Beetle Juice, Frankenstein, Manny Calavera, Rusty James, Anna Paquin, Joaquin Phoenix
Body mods: Some
Fantasy: Other place
MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Straight Edge, Hillbilly, Punk, Dirty, Rockabilly, Fetish

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Bands: Nekromantix, Misfits, Mad Sin, The Quakes, Demented Are Go, Destruction Unit, Stray Cats, Turbonegro, The Casualties, Walls of Jericho
Films: Rumble Fish, Cry Baby, Brain Dead, The Outsides, Uzumaki, Oldboy, Pulp Fiction, Arizona Dream, Grease, Beetle juice
Books: Possession, Vive todavia, Irvine Welsh
TV shows: Futurama, Dexter, Six Feet Under, True Blood, Bump in the Night, The Simpsons, Miami Ink, Breaking Bad, My Name Is Earl
Video Games: The Sims, Soul Calibur, Grim Fandango, Theme Hospital, Super Mario Bros., Mini Ninjas, Ninja Town, Naughty Bears

Get to know Eliona Suicide a bit more intimately after the jump…

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