Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.”
Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Mewes Suicide
Location: Pluto
Age: 25
Occupation: Psycho-sexual Elvix/Werewolf hybrid from Hell
Into: Aerial arts, aliens, backpacking, bats, belly dancing, blunts, body modification, bubbles, burlesque, camping, candy, carnivals, fire, glitter, hugs and kisses, kitties, outer space, overloads of too muchness, peace and love, POI, psychedelics, rainbows, reptiles, robots, sunshine, titties, voodoo
Music: Agent Orange, A Tribe Called Quest, Attila, Bad Brains, Beats Antique, Bikini Kill, Busta Rhymes, Caravan Palace, Circle Jerks, Crass, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Die Antwoord, Dieselboy, George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Gorillaz, Govinda, GWAR, Hank III, Jimi Hendrix, Justice, Juvenile, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motely Crue, Mystikal, Nirvana, No Doubt, NWA, Operation Ivy, Pantera, Parov stelar, Phish, Primus, Psychopathic Records, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Shpongle, Social Distortion, STS9, Sublime, Tech Nine, The Beatles, The Bloodhound Gang, The Cramps, The Doors, The Glitch Mob, The Grateful Dead, The Kottonmouth Kings, The Minor Mishap Marching Band, The Notorious B.I.G., The Specials, The Subhumans, Three 6 Mafia, Vibesquad, Vilent Femmes, Wayne Hancock, Wu Tang Clan
Television: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, Beavis & Butthead, Bob’s Burgers, Breaking Bad, Chapelle’s Show, Dexter, Felix the Cat, Futurama, Hong Kong Phooey, Inspector Gadget, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jabberjaws, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, Ren and Stimpy, Reno 911, Shin Chan, South Park, Superjail, The League, The Oblongs, The Simpsons, The Snorks, The Venture Bros., The Waking Dead, True Detective, Weeds, Wonder Showzen, Workaholics
Films: A Clockwork Orange, Beerfest, Biodome, Cecil B Demented, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dallas Buyers Club, Death Proof, Devil’s Rejects, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Half Baked, Halloween, House of 1000 Corpses, Inglorious Basterds, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Lords of Salem, Mallrats, Mr. Nobody, Planet Terror, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, SLC Punk, Super Troopers, The Fifth Element, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, Troma Films
Books: Anything and everything by Dr. Suess, I Am Your New Poison, Slavador Dali’s Alice in Wonderland, Tank Girl Comics, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Video games: Banjo Kazooie, Centipede, Conker’s Bad Fur Day, Pac-Man, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedghog, Starfox, Super Mario, Yo Noid!, Yoshi’s Story
Find out why Missfernandez Suicide is a wild cat after the jump…
