Suicide Monday: Who’s The Bigger Star Wars Fan?

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Kemper Suicide

Age: 25 (January 14, 1988)
Location: California, USA
Hometown: Orange County
kemper suicide

Body mods: Tattoos, implants
Gets me hot: Grammar and punctuation, and guys who look like Thor
Favorite position: Sniper
Into: Carcharodon carcharias, puppies, central air, fiction, privacy, Adobe creative suite, in-depth arguments about fictional topics, graphic design, typography, grammar
Not into: Indoor pools, Jar Jar Binks, lack of personal space, banana/pineapple/coconut, rude/arrogant/pushy people, ugly typography, shitty web design, 3-D, spicy stuffs
5 things I can’t live without: Vibrator, car, contacts, chapstick, puppy snuggles
Vices: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating & I’m a total creeper
I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris.
kemper suicide
Bands: Hank Williams Sr., Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Violent Femmes, Smashing Pumpkins, Cake
Films: Star Wars, The Fifth Element, How to Train Your Dragon, The Searchers, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Clash of the Titans (1981), Blade Runner, Walk The Line
Books: I Am Legend, What Dreams May Come, The Devils Teeth, The Stand, Greek Mythology, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Artists: Eric Canete, Axel13, Natalie C, NoahN, AnnLe

Rock Hard \m/

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