I keep wondering how the HELL did Dear God No! (yes, that’s the crazy title) slip our radar considering we published an article on biker films not too long ago. After discovering this exploitation throwback of the ’70s on Couch Cutter, I instantaneously felt raped by the insanity and blood-gushing mayhem witnessed in the trailer… and I liked it! Dear God No! seems to have everything a genre film could ask for: buckets of blood, tits with Tommy Guns, biker gang carnage, and a fucking flesh-eating Sasquatch to top it all. Sounds like The Impalers biker gang are in for a nightmare, and so are we.
If this is your type of film you enjoy, like myself, and if you live in Atlanta, guess what; Dear God No! will premiere September 9th at the Plaza Theatre, you nasty bastard. So do us a favor, and tell us about it if you get a chance to see it.
OK, that’s enough hard-spoken words from this dude, and I’d like to finish watching The Wonderers tonight.
Dear God No! Storyline
Outlaw motorcycle gang, The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan’s Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside. Written by Big Bust Out Pictures.