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Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
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Auburn Suicide
Age: 20 (March 4, 1993)
Location: Illinois, USA
Hometown: Memphis
Occupation: Cuddling the shit out of you!
Body mods: Piercings: 7/16 gauges, septum, dermal on left hip; Tattoos: quote on spine, sugar skull left shoulder, family left arm, dreamer on left wrist, no lies just love right hip, chipmunk right ankle. Much love to Harley at Resurrection Ink!
Gets me hot: Hold me down, kiss me everywhere, pillow talk
I lost my virginity: After an epic make out session in the back seat of my mothers car
Into: Being naked, honesty, being insulted by my own bottom, polaroids, photography, sexy voices, Jameson, wine, sarcasm, cheesy flirting, first dates, wrestling, chipmunks, cuddling, kissing, touching, sexual inuendos, Dr. Suess, smoothies, cereal, being outside, psychedelic things maaaann
Not into: Prudes, liars, insects
5 things I can’t live without: The food, the water, the heart, the touch, the sound of you
Vices: Herb, skinny dipping, lurking, mixing the coffees at your local 7 eleven
Bands: The White Stripes, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coheed and Cambria, Arctic Monkeys, Amy Winehouse, Dallas Green, The Black Keys, N.W.A
Films: Moulin Rouge, Pineapple Express, The Nightmare Before Christmas, From Dusk till Dawn, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Bruce Campbell VS. The Army of Darkness, Planet Terror, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Stranger Than Fiction
Books: The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Lullaby, Slaughter House Five
TV shows: That ’70s Show, Dexter, Wilfred, The Walking Dead, Death Valley
Video games: Left 4 Dead, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighters
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