Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or mature video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from their brief bios), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Shy Suicide
Location: New Jersey
Age: 18
Height: 5’3″
Weight: 120 lbs
Occupation: Hair stylist/make-up artist
My idea of a good time: Internet. All night. Again.
5 things that I can’t live without: Music, my friends, poutine, weed, Zelda
I spend most of my free time: At the beach/in the ocean, on Tumblr until my eyes bleed, wandering in the woods, watching Netflix in bed
Music: Black Flag, Brand New, Bring Me the Horizon, Defeater, Godsmack, Korn, Lamb of God, Lana Del Rey, Mastadon, Minor Threat, Modest Mouse, Pierce the Veil, Pitty Sex, Say Anything, The Bulletproof Tiger, The Expendables, The Postal Service, The Smiths, Tigers Jaw, Title Fight
Television: American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Ren and Stimpy, Sailor Moon, Shark Week, Supernatural, Wilfred
Films: American Psycho, Frozen, Go Ask Alice, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, Spirited Away, The Crow, The Iron Giant
Books: Anything written by Stephen King, Game of Thrones, lots of comics, pretty much anything except Twilight
Video games: Crash Bandicoot, LOZ Ocarina of Time, LOZ Phantom Hourglass, Mario Kart, Super Mario Sunshine
Steeh Suicide, based on her interests, sounds like the perfect girl…
