You don’t have to look very far on the list of credits to find out who does sign off on this crap. In a huge self-aggrandizing step, The Jersey Shore’s own Jennifer “JWOWW” Farley has executive produced the script and directorial work by Paul Tarnopol to bring to market Jersey Shore Massacre.
Then again, wouldn’t it be dream come true to see these “reality” stars get hacked and slashed? Of course it would, and according to the IMDB description, this is exactly what we’ll get:
Jersey Shore Massacre Synopsis
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Judging from the film’s tagline, who the deranged killer is seems pretty obvious: “The Situation just got deadly.” And according to the folks at Horror Society, the Jersey Shore Massacre has more boobs than blood, but plenty of both. So, it can’t be a total loss, right?
If you’re interested, Jersey Shore Massacre hits DVD on August 26th.
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