Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Holy shit! We have some interesting girls this week on Suicide Monday. First up, we have the sexy Portuguese babe Vodevil. Her sexy comes in many forms, from being into tattoos and Harley Davidsons to heavy metal music and horror movies to being such a passionate gamer that she actually listed a designer as a favorite game… oh, did I forget to mention that Vodevil is hot enough to sell real estate in hell?
Then we have Oro from Canada. Christ there so many dirty things I want to say about confusing her name with Oreo cookies… eating, snack, cream filling… Anyway, Oro is also into motorcycles and heavy metal, her movie interests tend toward the indie-type with big stars, and her gaming interests don’t seem to go beyond Pac-Man, but she likes a good fight (we’re not sure if that’s a lover’s spat or an MMA-type of fight), beer, and hockey.
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Vodevil Suicide
Age: 26
Location: Portugal
Into: Fire, air shows, tattoos, photography, feeling free, Motorcycles (especially if they’re Harleys), my cat
Not into: Monotony, boring people, people telling me what to do!, Mondays [Good thing there’s such a thing as Suicide Mondays]
Makes me happy: Traveling, music, love, feeling alive and on fire
5 things i can’t live without: Making people go crazy! ahaah
Thoughts on SG: I love it
Bands: Chopin, The Haunted, Machine Head, Mindlock, Down, Marilyn Manson, Alice in Chains, Pantera, Deftones, Korn
Films: Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Star Wars, House of 1000 Corpses, Hannibal, Underworld
Books: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Video Games: Assassin’s Creed, Sid Meiers, Halo, Tekken, Uncharted, Demon Souls
Would you like to warm up with Oro on a cold Canadian winter night? Click through…
