David Draiman’s New Band Sucks, But That’s No Surprise


David Draiman has a new band. It’s called Device, and their debut album gets released next month. Device’s lead single, “Vilify,” hits radio airwaves tomorrow, but it leaked on the Internet today… and it sucks hairy balls.

Sure, Device is being touted as an Industrial Metal band, so the sound is a little different than that of Disturbed’s, but Draiman is so one-dimensional as a vocalist that he can’t help but deliver the same, tired vocal stylings. “Vilify” is an utter bore and I couldn’t be bothered.

So why write about it?

Because Draiman is one of those public figures I can’t stand, and when an opportunity to talk shit about him arises, I might as well take it. Nothing personal if you’re a Disturbed fan.

Draiman must have known that Device was going to suck hairy balls; nothing else could explain why he called in an army of more talented people to help with this project. The following people should be ashamed for taking part in this project: Black Sabbath’s Geezer Butler, System of a Down’s Serj Tankian, Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows, and Halestorm’s Lzzy.

Rock Hard \m/

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  • Drew9908

    Sounds like you have some issues you need to talk to with your mommy or a therapist. There isn’t anything wrong with Vilify Go drink yourself to sleep loser..

    • Since you brought moms into this, and I’m not below sinking to your level, I settled my issues with your mom last night. All ’90s-era mom joking aside, If you want to talk about the song or the band, I guess you missed the part where I said, “Nothing personal if you’re a Disturbed fan.” I (see that, it says “I”) think the song sucks and “I” think Draiman is an arrogant fuck who needs to be taken down a few notches. Actually, Draiman should have his ass handed to him by Ronda Rousey. Obviously I can’t stand the guy, there’s just something about the way he carries himself, and you’re right, there’s something about him that triggers something in me.

  • joseyjacksonjj-2012

    Villify is amazing and i can’t wait for the album! Yellmagazine sucks hairy testicles hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahhhahahahahahahahsha! Bitch!