Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or mature video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from their brief bios), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why subculture thing too.? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that
Location: Somewhere in LA
Weight: 125 lb
Occupation: Professional nudist weirdo
Into: All things fetish, the more unusual the better, dead things in jars, high heels, all shoes tall, lifting things and climbing shit, pole dancing, ninja mokey cat stuff, shopping, games
5 things that I can’t live without: Animals, coffee, Hitachis, more coffee, sephora
I spend most of my free time: At the gym, drinking coffee, making another cup of coffee, procrastinating, sending weird naked snapchats at odd hours, window shopping online, yelling at my computer
Music: Dance music, early 2000s metal and grindcore, jazz, other shit, pop music, ratchet ass twerk hip-hop shit
Television: Anything crime related, obsessed with British programs
Films: Anything animated, documentaries forever
Books: Among the Dead, Choke, Damned, Greek Love, I’ll give any book a chance, Invisible Monsters, Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand, The Curious Tale of the Dog in the Nightime
Video games: Bubble Bobble, Crash Bandicoot, Deadpool, DOA, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby everything, Mortal Kombat, Nintendo is my first love, Playstation aficionado, Spyro, Super Mario 64
More Shamandalie Suicide after the jump…