Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favoritemeet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest ( , /sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Location: Los Angeles
Pigeonholes: Dog person, Instagrammer, Sci-fi geek
Into: Carcharodon Carcharias, central air, curly fries, day drinking, drawing, Dr. Pepper, fiction, grammar, graphic design, in-depth discussions about fictional topics, lingerie, math, more lingerie, personal space, privacy, pugs, puppies, sewing, sharks, sleeping in, Thor, time changes, wine, Wonder Woman
5 things that I can’t live without: Car, chapstic, contacts, pugsnugs, vibrator
I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris
Films: American Psycho, Army of Darkness, Big Fish, Big Trouble in Little China, Birdcage, Blade Runner, Forrest Gump, How to Train Your Dragon, Lord of the Rings, Mean Girls, Mrs. Doubtfire, Predator, Star Wars, The Crow, The Fifth Element, The Thing, Walk the Line, Young Frankenstein
If you piss off Herem Suicide, make sure there are no wood chippers around…