Suicide Monday: Eden Will Submit You

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Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Our favorite SuicideGirls meet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and, of course, she must be sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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Ryker Suicide
Age: 27
My idea of a good time: A long, slow, late dinner with friends. Stay in and watch old movies on TV.
Into: All things nerdy, animals, anything to do with food and wine, art, cooking, crafting, fantasy fiction, gaming, history, Magic the Gathering, movies, music, my stories, photography, psychology, reading, tattoos, traveling
5 things that I can’t live without: Books, chipolte, music, my family, my stories
Music: 311, Against all Authority, Against Me, Alkaline Trio, Anti-Flag, Black Flag, Brand New, Bright Eyes, David Bowie, Distillers, Flogging Molly, Fugazzi, Local H, Minor Threat, Mozart, Muse, Postal Service, Queen, Rancid, Rise Against, Riverboat Gamblers, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Pogues, The Transplants, White Stripes

Television: Battlestar Galactica, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Desperate Housewives, Dexter, I Love Lucy, Lost, Mr. Show, Once Upon a Time, South Park, The Borgias, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The Tudors, True Blood

Films: Amadeus, Disney classics, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Gone with the Wind, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Inglorious Basterds, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rogers and Hammerstein Collection, Star Trek, The Great Gatsby, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Wizard of Oz

Video games: Alice, Bart’s Nightmare, Batman, Bioshock, Duck Hunt, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Lego Harry Potter, Madden, Mario Bros., Mario Kart, Mario Party, Overlord, Sonic 2, Sonic and Knuckles, Tiger Woods, TMNT, Ultimate Alliance, Virtual Bart, Wii Sports, Zelda Ocarina of Time

Find out why Eden Suicide could probably kick your ass after the jump…

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