NFL: GWAR Should Perform The 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show – Sign The Petition Now


This is it guys! The most gruesome heavy metal outfit from Richmond, Virginia, and politically incorrect scumdogs of the universe known as GWAR needs your help now for a monumental Super Bowl Halftime Show we hope will take place in 2015. You heard me loud and clear, GWAR wants you to sign the petition to allow them to perform the 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show. Shit you not!

I’m not even a fan of the NFL, but I’m really digging this idea and this is exactly what the metal scene needs. F*ck Miley Cyrus! F*ck Katy Perry, and definitely f*ck Beyoncé Knowles. They only deserve to be in the slave pit at the 2015 Super Bowl under GWAR’s reign. I want to see this go down, and I’m sure you do as well.

What are you waiting for? Sign the f*cking petition now!

The time for GWAR to address the nation is NOW. GWAR’s relationship with American football is one of the strongest in music. Why should articles like “Bruno Mars Announced For Super Bowl Halftime Show, Gwar Waits Until Next Year (Again)” be a joke? Front man Dave Brockie writes a football column for Metal called “Necessary Roughness” even the “The Dan Patrick Show” has an Oderous mask on display. It’s even been suggested by Sports Illustrated that GWAR should become mascots. Every year people complain about who the halftime show is, now we are telling you who we want: WE WANT GWAR!

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