No.10 The Pretty Reckless – “My Medicine”
By virtue of Taylor Momsen being on vocals, anything The Pretty Reckless is does is gonna lead to a sexy. Not so much a sexy Heavy Metal video as a Hard Rock video, but sexy nonetheless. Add a topless porn star, Jenna Haze, to the mix, and you have one sexy video. Personally, I don’t care what the naysayers say about Cindy Lou Who, she can write a song, has great vocals, and the end result, The Pretty Reckless, are pretty damn good.
No.9 Buckcherry – “Crazy Bitch”
This video was so sexy that Buckcherry had to film two versions. The version presented here features boobies. For whatever reason, chicks love this song – maybe they’re all “crazy bitches.” I don’t really know what else to say (boobies tend to say it all), but Buckcherry is just about the most well-established and respectable bands on this list.
No.8 Probot – “Shake Your Blood”
Probot was/is Dave Grohl’s little Lemmy Kilmister up front, and the video features a few of our favorite things in the world – .side project. There’s only one Probot album, though there are rumors of a Probot 2, and each track varied slightly and featured a different vocalist. “Shake Your Blood” put
No.7 Jettblack – “Two Hot Girls”
Don’t let this song’s title fool you; there’s at least a dozen sexy women dancing around the band in this pretty boring video. I can just hear the
No.6 Texas Hippie Coalition – “Turn It Up”
I don’t know how to react to this band or song. All I know is that the song is about a girl becoming a stripper and the video features strippers. It’s also something I came across and serves as part of the inspiration for this article – so I couldn’t really leave it off the list.
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