Suicide Monday: Two Irreversible Girls

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Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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The Girls

Saint Suicide-1Now that we’re all feeling good and Christian after Easter weekend, it’s time to spend some time with Saint Suicide. Even if she’s from Texas, she’s still looking mighty cute in her retro polyester.

Fernanda Suicide-1Fernanda Suicide brings new meaning to Snow White, and we’d certainly kiss her to awaken her from her witchcraft-induced slumber. Given her goth tendencies and that killer tattoo of Edgar Allan Poe, we’re sure the lovely Fernanda isn’t trying to depict the Disney version of the fated princess. Wish we could show you more from Fernanda’s voluptuous second SuicideGirl photo set.

Saint Suicide

Age: 25
Location: I’m lost

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Gets me hot: Hot water and zombies
Favorite position: When you pull my hair
Most humbling moment: Peeing on myself but winning and that jiggle I just felt. Weird.
I Want: Friendship
My pigeonholes: Hippy; bookworm; Fuck you, I defy categories
Into: Movies, art, friends, and time to myself
Not into: Excess
Hobbies: Reading, hiking, being touristy
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Bands: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Queens of the Stone Age, Clutch, Deftones, Portishead, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Jack Johnson, Pantera (do the last two belong in the same world?)
Films: Amalie, Raging Bull, Angela, The Professional, Irreversible, Colorful, 28 Days Later, Secretary, Y tu mama tambien, Caddyshack/Fletch/The Jerk

Find out why Fernanda Suicide is the apple of our eyes after the jump…

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