Suicide Monday: It’s A Mixed Bag This Week

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Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.

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Age: 26
Location: USA
Into: My dog Theodore, eating donuts and cupcakes, cooking, reading up on survival tactics for zombie breakouts, shooting guns
Not into: Animal abusers, womanizers, raw onions, snow, dumb broads

Hobbies: Video games, running, reading, watching documentaries, skateboarding, shooting guns, hunting, being awesome
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Bands: A Day to Remember, Marilyn Manson, Dillinger Escape Plan, Elvis, Taking Back Sunday, Deftones, Underoath, Kanye West, Kelly Clarkson, Michael Jackson
Films: Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, 300, Grandma’s Boy, Lilo and Stitch, Star Wars, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Underworld Rise of the Lycans, American History X
Books: Dune, Pride and Prejudice, The Prince, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Great Gatsby, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Utopia, Adam Smith’s Theory of Moral Sentiments, The Hobbit, Anything on North Korea
TV shows: Game of Thrones, Dragonball/DBZ, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sailor Moon, Full Metal Alchemist, Sex and the City, Family Guy, Futurama, Scrubs, The Walking Dead

There is just something about Ukrainian women that drive us wild…

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