Suicide Monday: 19 Is The Magic Number

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Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

The Girls

Malinconia Suicide-1Malinconia Suicide is the first Ukrainian we’ve featured, which might explain her seeming obsession for McDonald’s – you know, ’cause it represents Western society or something. She claims that she can’t live without drugs and we assume that doesn’t mean medically prescribed ones. We’re not so prudish to frown on someone who indulges, but we certainly hope Malinconia doesn’t destroy her canvass with Krokidil, the trending drug in Europe right now.

Katherine Suicide-2Aside from the emo pigeonhole, Kathrine Suicide is a perfect Yell! Magazine girl… er, um, SuicideGirl. She’s into most of the things we are, but if you want to see her get hot with some new lingerie, you better have something to say and be able to play into her vanity. Either that or figure out a way to beat her at World of Warcraft.

Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.

Malinconia Suicide

Age: 19
Location: Ukraine
Occupation: Vocalist

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Body mods: Tattoos and piercings
I lost my virginity: At 16
5 things I can’t live without: Sex, Drugs, Music… and little candy

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Bands: Deftones, Horrorpops, Mudhoney, Nine Inch Nails, Die Antwoord, Artic Monkeys, Tool, Borgore, The Used, Placebo

Films: Candy, Sin city, Fountain, Martyrs, Lovely Bones, Moulin Rouge, Dancer in the Dark, Chocolate, Begotten, Ex-Drummer

Books: Jane Air, Electric Blood

TV shows: Californication, Ren & Stimpy, Adventure Time, Ugly Americans, Super Jail, South Park, Mighty Boosh, Maxx, Squidbillies, Simpsons

Artists: Fuck off Giger, McCabe, Alex Grey

We’ll come help you reattach your jaw after viewing Katherine Suicide…

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