Suicide Monday: When Was Your Last Threesome (Or Is It A Foursome)?

SakuraRedd Suicide


Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

I couldn’t help it. In this week’s edition of Suicide Monday you’re getting three girls. I didn’t have a huge selections of girls that met with our standards, but those who did, man, they are smoking and I just have to share them with you all.

First up we have Starfuck Suicide (I don’t think she has any relation to Starbuck). She’s into sex and heavy metal, the latter of which is all we care about and makes her a shoe-in for entry into Yell! Magazine’s Suicide Monday. And she like Faith No More, and anyone who likes them is a friend of ours.

Then we have SakuraRedd Suicide, who hails from Greece, also loves metal and plays Silent Hill. We would have preferred it if she had a bit more interest in horror film, but, hey, who are we to judge?

And finally, there’s the lovely Jamity Suicide making her way into Suicide Monday. She has a healthy interest in a variety of film genres, and happily horror is among them… otherwise, what’s the point in having a name that rhymes with Amityville, as in Amityville Horror. Right, so Jamity doesn’t exactly rhyme with Amityville, sue me.

Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.

Starfuck Suicide

Age: 25
Location: I’m lost


Occupation: Graphic-design student
Current crush: Richard Kruspe
Body mods: 3 tattoos (for now)
Gets me hot: Long-haired men in glasses, with tattoos, good kisses
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me…
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, tattooed, goth, piercing, metalhead, dirty, geek, fetish, gamer
Into: Sex, gum, good music, photography, sleep
Not into: Liars and false people
Makes me happy: Coke, my cute dog; family; music; good news; love
Hobbies: Illustration, sleep, listen to music.
5 things I can’t live without: Sex, gum, music, Internet and my family
Vices: Gum. It’s so weird, I can’t live without gum!
I spend most of my free time: sleeeeeeeping, watching TV and Internet… a lot


Bands: Nine inch nails, KMFDM, Chimaira, Lamb of God, Fear Factory, Meshuggah

TV shows: Ancient Aliens, Malcolm, Project Runway, South Park

Artists: Mark Ryden, HR Giger, Julian Beever

SakuraRedd is looking lean, tight, mean, and sweet all at the same time. Click through to see her in all her beach-going glory…

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