Suicide Monday: Internationally Tattooed, Internationally Sexy, Internationally Desired



Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to a new weekly feature on Yell! Magazine. Each week, presumably on Monday if the title is to mean anything, we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

We’re going international with our SuicideGirls selections this week. From South Africa to Colombia, here’s proof that women the world over are hawt. These girls (Tarion, from South Africa and (Mindi, from Colombia) also prove that heavy metal (or, at least, Trent Reznor) and video games are border-transcending interests, even for women.

It may not be very metal to mention this, but Tarion looks like Shania Twain — only with tattoos, more skin, better taste in music, and sexier. Mindi is the geeky, sexy, pin-up-type with with a potentially unhealthy interest in Gone With the Wind. We just wish that wind would kick up her dress.


Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.

Tarion Suicide

Location: South Africa


Into: Doing things I shouldn’t be doing.

Not into: Trendy stuff

Makes me happy: Trent Reznor, Pink Fluffy Killer Bunnies

Makes me sad: Shaved Pink (unfluffy) KiIler bunnies

Hobbies: World Domination

5 things i can’t live without: My Newrocks, spikes, Trent Reznor, Music

Vices: Lollipops and Merry-go-rounds

Thoughts on SG: I love it

I spend most of my free time: Contemplating what I’ll do first when the world bows before me… Oh and what’s for supper.


Nine Inch Nails, Perfect Circle, Tool, Puscifer, RATM, Marilyn Manson, Dethklok, Muse, How to Destroy Angels, Led Zeppelin

Dark Crystal, Reservoir Dogs, Lucky Number Sle7en, Night Watch, The Crow (only 1, the rest sucked), Lords of Dogtown, Sin City, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Stardust, Death Note

The Mists of Avalon, The Night’s Dawn Trilogy, The Pendragon Cycle, The Black Magician trilogy, Magician, Inheritance trilogy, The Farseer Trilogy, High Society, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Braided Path Trilogy

TV shows:
Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Death Note, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy

Video Games:
Portal 1 & 2, Plants vs. Zombies, Guitar Heroes, Final Fantasy, Soul Reaver, SSX on Tour

Are you ready to see what Colombia has in store for you…

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