Tesla Wars Review For iPhone – Or: Shocking! Electrifying! Jolting! Other Words That Mean BZZZZT!
Hello, It is time for yet another iPhone game review. We’re taking a look at Tesla Wars, currently available free for a limited time on the App Store. This is your humble reviewer, along with special co-host Cthulhu who is back for his second appearance due to popular demand and/or threats to my ongoing slippery grasp on sanity. Say “Hi!” to the fans, Cthulhu!
“Ewglu phln’slghn hngl’wi. Krha’gr br’clnuilha wgah’rly’ueh v’glua n’gl.”
What? You’ve never even met my mother! And she’s still dating that Dagon dude, so keep your slimy tentacles off her. Now shut up and help me review this thing. OK, what we have here is, say it with me, folks: yet another Tower Defense game. I could try to count the number of TD games crowding the App Store, but odds are I’d end up collection my first Social Security check long before reaching the halfway point. That is assuming the U.S. economy still exists this time next week and we’re not all eating the neighbor’s kids and siphoning fuel from their gigantic yellow Hummers just to get to work. Sorry. I got exposed to my neighbor’s bee-colored new truck the other day, it was so freaking bright I can still see it when I close my eyes. Damn thing’s burned into my retinas.
The heck was I saying? Yo! Elder Dude, take over while I recapture my train of thought. Darn thing went choo-choo somewhere out of reach again…
ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn…
IN ENGLISH YOU STUPID OCTOPUSSY!
Read the full review, and verdict after the jump…
- Yell! Rating (x/5 Skulls):
- Published by:
- Synaptic Wave
- Developed by:
- Synaptic Wave
- Year Released:
- 22 June 2011
- Also Available On:
- iPod touch and iPad. Requires iOS 3.1.2 or later.
- Action / Defense
- Official URL:
- Tesla Wars
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