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Gloomy Yellers Issue No.6: Delayed Testicular Trauma

Well, Yellers. We don’t have any new staff members being introduced this week. But if you’ve been paying attention, we have some new blood contributing. First we abducted her, then we locked her in the ... Read more

By Abby The Torturer Howard

Gloomy Yellers Issue No.5: Whales And Pirates And Bunnies, Oh My!

This week in Gloomy Yellers you’re getting two new character introductions for the price of one – well, we gotta introduce the Yell! Magazine staffers before we tell you about one of our adventures on ... Read more

By Abby The Torturer Howard

Gloomy Yellers Issue No. 4: Sophisticated Games Of Superior Skill

Just to recap, last week you met the pink-paper-bag-toting NoFaceNorm and the week prior you met our resident vampire, Jamie Lee. As you have likely gathered, we at Yell! Magazine like to head hunt our ... Read more

By Abby The Torturer Howard

Gloomy Yellers Issue No.3: Talk To The Hand [Introducing NoFaceNorm]

Last week while Jason Voorhees was visiting us because his grandmother had to check out some lakeside property that was for sale, we had to take away TheMatt’s FOX News viewing privileges. Actually, we took ... Read more

By Abby The Torturer Howard

Gloomy Yellers Issue No.2: Tito Ortiz’d

So, the parody has moved on and has officially become a series. Yes, we know that you don’t care about the inner workings of the site or its staff, but we think it’s funny, which ... Read more

By The Matt

Gloomy Yellers Issue No.1: Shit That Goes Down Every Day With TheMatt [REVISITED]

A parody of a parody? Is that even possible? Wouldn’t that make the second iteration reality? Anyway, a fan (Abby Howard) was sufficiently inspired by the previous iteration of this comic strip, Ol’ Yellers, to ... Read more

By King Hazard