Did you know that film acting schools teach you how to deliver a great action hero performance?

It happened in the mid ’80s, when Sigourney Weaver took on the acid-blooded alien in James Cameron’s Aliens, that women stopped being the objects of desire or the manipulative bitches, the helpless victims or sexy seductresses, and began to take leading roles in action pictures, kicking ass just as well as the greatest male action heroes.

Although actresses such as Pam Grier as Foxy Brown were breaking ground in the ’70s, it wasn’t until Aliens that women were kicking butt in the mainstream. They had the occasional part, like Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer that showed some toughness, but they weren’t the main ticket unless they were a superhero of some sort (Supergirl, Red Sonja) to make their toughness believable.

No, it took Sigourney in a front-end loader knockin’ the brains out of an alien to break open the idea that a female can lead in an action film. Once she did it, the floodgates opened and women have been wasting bad guys with guns and fists ever since.

We at Yell! Magazine find the last 30 years the most exciting in film. We love a woman who stands up for herself. We find women, who need no man to protect them, the most attractive females today. With that in mind, here are our choices for the best tough chick roles over the last three decades.

No.30 Rene Russo

Lorna Cole, Lethal Weapon III (1992)

This tough chick works for the Internal Affairs Dept. of the LAPD and takes no guff from anyone. Kicking the ass of five bad guys impressed Martin Riggs so much he married her.

No.29 Kristy Swanson

Buffy Summers, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer (1992)

Having an uncanny ability to kill vampires gives this beautiful teen cheerleader the responsibility of protecting her town from a infestation of the blood sucking beasts. Buffy uses her gymnastic ability along with the usual anti-vampire weaponry (stakes and so on) to dispatch every fanged monster that stands in her way.

No.28 Cameron Diaz

Natalie Cook, Charlie’s Angels (2000)

Natalie, with her two partners, uses martial arts and sex appeal to protect their mystery boss Charlie from a group trying to kill him. She takes on all comers including the infamous Thin Man.

No.27 Drew Barrymore

Dylan Sanders, Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Dylan is back kicking male ass all over the screen in a second Angel’s movie. This time she, with the help of her two partners, must stop ex-Angel Madison Lee and the Thin Man from selling the government’s witness protection database to the highest bidder.

No.26 Bridget Fonda

Maggie Hayward, Point of No Return (1993)

Turning her life around wasn’t in her life plans, but after taking a bullet to the leg and kicking the ass of her jailer she became Nina, one of the CIA’s ultimate assassins. She even had the balls to leave the profession on her own terms.

No.25 Cynthia Rothrock

Kathy Galagher, Lady Dragon (1992)

Seeing her husband killed on her wedding day causes CIA agent Kathy Gallagher to hunt down the murderer. Being raped and beaten, and then thrown out onto the side of a road doesn’t deter this tough chick from recovering, then confronting and defeating the arms-dealing bad guy.

No.24 Pamela Anderson

Barb Wire, Barb Wire (1996)

She is a bar owner who moonlights as a bounty hunter in a futuristic USA during a second civil war. She (Pamela Anderson) uses guns, fists, and sexuality to get what she wants and not even a fat kingpin or Nazi-like general can stop her when she decides to help a resistance leader escape to Canada.

No.23 Charlize Theron

Aeon Flux, Aeon Flux (2005)

An assassin charged with killing the leader of her world, Aeon Flux is a powerful force that can’t be stopped. Using all the technology of this future world along with an expertise in martial arts and weapon’s training she almost succeeds until she finds out the secret truth of her perfect society.

No.22 Angelina Jolie

Lara Croft, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

A female Indiana Jones who kicks ass better than the original, Lara takes on a secret society who wishes to rule the world. An ambidextrous gun-toting karate expert who looks good in tight clothing with a sexy British accent, what’s not to be impressed about?

No.21 Sharon Stone

Ellen, The Quick and the Dead (1995)

Gun slinging is the name of the game for this blond tough chick. Riding into a town run by her father’s killer, Ellen arrives bent on revenge. She enters a gun fight tournament taking place at the time and must face both her nemesis’ henchman and son before facing the murderer himself.

Do you remember back in 2007, what the talk was about as moviegoers with more testosterone than action-hero-doll collections exited their local multiplexes? After watching Michael Bay’s Transformers, talk was not of the special effects; although, you could hear the geeks expressing their amazement at the action sequences and CGI, which is surprising since Bay killed half the fun by shooting way too close to the action causing many parts to become a blur of confusion. But I digress. The main discussion was all about that raven-haired beauty, Megan Fox.

It was the hard-on movie of the year without any nudity. You had the occasional Jessica Alba defender, Vida Guerra might be mentioned, but Megan Fox was easily the hands-down “it” girl for most guys with a boner.

When the second installation of Transformers hit the theaters, Megan Fox carried its success on her back, even though Bay improved on the action and CGI from the original. Revenge of the Fallen cemented Fox as “the” girl in Hollywood.

Enough of this shit is what I say. Fuck every guy walking around with a trouser monkey the size of a gorilla for Megan Fox. It’s time to give another girl, a girl that has sex appeal oozing out of every pore of her 5’6″ frame the props she deserves.

Flash back to 2002, Jason Statham, coming off the success of the two Guy Ritchie British crime comedies (Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), and proving himself an action star on the rise in John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars, he was cast in the first of the Transporter films. Along side him was co-star Shu Qi, a Taiwanese actress and model most famous for her soft-core movie vignettes that mesmerized most who came into contact with them. Unknown to most on this side of the Pacific, she caught her break alongside Statham in this Leterrier/Yuen/Besson film.

She was electric, even if her acting was average at best. The mild awkwardness of speaking in a foreign tongue just enhanced her allure since her accent was coming from a face that could melt an iceberg.

After The Transporter, Shu Qi faded into North American anonymity again by returning to an acting career in Hong Kong.

As explanations go, her obscurity in North America seems the only good excuse for all the accolades Megan Fox receives. You would have to be an idiot, a moron, a fool to ever believe Fox would ever belong on the same stage as Shu Qi — well maybe as an opening act. Shu Qi is 10 years Fox’s elder and still outshines the Tennessee native. Go rent The Transporter and tell me differently.

Later,

Another great funny and sexy car chase scene with Shu Qi (from the movie My Wife Is a Gangster 3 )