Suicide Monday: Two Septum-Pierced Hotties

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Credit: SuicideGirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.


The Girls

Waikiki SuicideWhat we have with Waikiki Suicide is, yet again, another Suicide Girl with a fascination with the film Requiem for a Dream. What is it with this Darren Aronofsky opus? But, when it comes down to it, we absolutely love Waikiki Suicide’s whole island look and her overall taste in entertainment — besides, she likes Pantera, enough said.

Essence SuicideIt’s hard to believe “straight edge” still exists, but that’s how Essence Suicide describes herself. She also lists accents as something that gets her hot; we have to ask, does that include fake accents? Because we can do that. We also love the fact that Essence Suicide is into Being Human, but we gotta know, is that the American or British version? We hope that you reply, because your public demands to know.

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Waikiki Suicide

Age: 31
Location: Italy
Occupation: Artist/photographer, pole dancer, activist squatter

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Current crush: Biting my toe nails while I’m taking a pee
Stats: Perfection, sensual but violent… I’m loud!!!
Body mods: Shaved pussy; dreadlockxxx; funny, black birthmark on my ass, right side
Heroes: Nonna M. & Nonno L. & my cousin Frederico (Father Murphy), Vale Marcello E Marco I will love ya 4eva
Gets me hot: Black skin, sushi & cocktails, good punk’n’roll or heavy metal, a good concert, tattooed hands and neck!
Favorite position: Pinapple position, me on top!!!
Fantasy: To eat myself up
Sign: Gemini/monkey
Most humbling moment: Lemme think…
I lost my virginity: In the kindergarten
CIGARETTES: “I’m giving up”
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
I AM LOOKING FOR: Whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: I’m a total stoner
MY STATUS: Not telling
MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Raver, Fuck you, I defy categories
Into: Photography, videos, art, my art music, travelin’, pole dancin’, shopliftin’, and sqauttin’ empty buildings slingshot laughin’ till I cry!!!
Not into: Being steady in a place, city or country… no I just cannot
Makes me happy: Martini, there’s a party!, Preganziol people, traveling, open-minded folk, sun and the beach, Anita, dogzz, warm people (I need ’em in my life)!!
Makes me sad: Having no good music 2 listen to, empty conversations, wannabe-nevergonnabe people, noisy people, respectless mothafuckers, vivisection, civil war, poverty, the zoo, losin’ people I love!
Hobbies: Rehab
5 things I can’t live without: My photo camera, my vynils, cigarettes, coffee, a bottle of water
Vices: Listening 2 loud music when I’m just awake, fuck yeah!!! Bad vice: Let people wait 4 me cuz I’m often late for appointments, T. I’m sorry! double times
Thoughts on SG: I like it
I spend most of my free time: At concerts totally fuckin’ loaded, around my friends with a Corona in my hand

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Bands: Old-school punk’n’roll and heavy metal!!, from The Dead Kennedys to Black Flag through The Cramps to Bat Mobile till Pantera to Iron Maiden

Films: Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, David Lynch movies, Tarantino movies, and tons more

Books: An American Psycho, The Purfume, The Dice Man, lots more

TV shows: I hate TV, but… The Simpsons, Scrubssss haha, Weeds, that’s it!!!

Artists: Me, Nan Goldin, Kiki Smith, Shane Embury, old G ‘n R dudes, Father Murphy

The “Essence” of beauty, up next…


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  • Essence Suicide

    Hey, dolls. Since you asked, I love love love the American version of Being Human. Of course, I won’t rule out that the other isn’t awesome. BBC just isn’t as accessible. Xoxox-Essence Suicide

    • Evil Argento here… Awesome, thanks for replying. I am like you and love the American version, however, I have yet to see the British original… though I’ve seen commercials for it and love how they’ve described the benefits of being a werewolf when in human form. I’m really looking forward to Season 2. Happy Holidays and… Rock Hard!