Suicide Monday: What’s With SuicideGirls And Requiem For A Dream

Aymel Suicide


Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on during the previous week.

What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

The Girls

Discoquette Suicide

discoquette suicideHonestly, Discoquette shares a resemblance to Megan Fox in these pics, but, you know, with a personality. Don’t get me wrong, I like to look at the former Transformers star, but she has about as much screen presence as a Barbie doll.

At any rate, Discoquette is a clean-livin’ type of girl that we could definitely bring home to mom (permitting that mom approves of tats and piercings, of course). So, what do you do with a girl who doesn’t drink, smoke, or do drug? Well, you don’t bring her home till dawn after a night of playing video games, watching some classic films, and listening to some of her favorite music (while introducing her to some new stuff).

You know, it’s a good thing that Discoquette has listed her location as “I’m lost,” because we might be prone to stock her a little bit, but we can at least narrow our search down to some Spanish-speaking country.

Aymel Suicide

Aymel Suicide_thumbI reckon that if any of us at the Yell! Magazine offices were dating Aymel we’d be covered in ink, you know, her being a tattoo artist and listing body mods as one of the things that gets her hot. Then we’d have the same story for every piece on our body: “Yeah, so, my ex-girlfriend gave me this and this and this…”

Some dude we’re talking to: “Oh, so, have any regrets?”

Us: “Nope. None. Nadda. Had the best sex ever after each one; it got her hot… and she liked to be on top.”

OK, didn’t really want to go in that direction, but there you have it.

Stigmata Suicide

stigmata_suicideOne of the cool aspects of Stigmata is her pierced septum. The last time I had my septum pierced, some asshole tied me to a telephone pole and tied a fishing line to my piercing and the back bumper of his Confederate-flag-emblazoned F150… then he proceeded to burn out like he was running from the cops. Yeah, it hurt.

Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.

Discoquette Suicide

Age: 24
Location: I’m Lost
Occupation: Fashion designer
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Body mods: 14 piercings, 10 tattoos

Fantasy: A set with my faves



POT: Nope


MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, after parties, home by dawn

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fashionista; Fuck you, I defy categories

Into: Photography, art, painting…

Not into: Drugs, animal abuse…

Makes me happy: I’m such a romantic person; I love to have romantic moments with romantics places

Makes me sad: Loneliness

Hobbies: Movies, music, art, candies

Thoughts on SG: I love it
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Bands: Phoenix, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Castles, MGMT, Muse, The xx, Anthony and the Johnsons, CocoRosie, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson

Films: Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Natural Born Killers, El piano, Titanic, Closer, Fight Club

Books: Compartiendo a Susan

TV shows: Skins

Video Games: Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Crash

Suicide Monday continues…

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