Suicide Monday: Piloting Ourselves Straight Into Hell

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What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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The Girls

Who knew a font could be so sexy? Pilot Suicide takes the geek factor and exponentially raises it by a factor of 10. (I don’t even know if what I just wrote makes sense, but as long as you come away with the idea that she’s hot, then I’m satisfied.) Now, is there a way I can make a cockpit joke and a stick-grip joke happen?

Cassanova Suicide basically looks like the satan-worshipping metalhead of our dreams. This little Midwesterner is also into a ton of horror, which makes her a perfect Halloween date, or the perfect sacrifice choreographer (I’m sure it’s a legitimate job somewhere).

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Pilot Suicide

Age: 25 (November 9, 1986)
Location: Indiana

Current crush: Eddy Price!
Body mods: Tattoozles

Band: C.W. Stoneking, Wanda Jackson, Dead Kennedys, Blood Red Shoes, Hunx, Robert Johnson, Those Darlins, Ty Segall, Dirty Beaches, Francoise Hardy, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tegan and Sara
Films: Dead Man, Divorce Italian Style, I Heart Huckabees, La Loi, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Strait-jacket, Annie Hall, Desperately Seeking Susan
Books: Fitzgerald, Wilde, Chaucer, Hemingway, Murakami
TV shows: Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Bored to Death

Cassanova Suicide is blasphemous after the break…

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