Suicide Monday: The Real Toxic Avenger

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toxic suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.


Patton Suicide

Age: 25 (June 9, 1987)
Location: Ohio, USA
Hometown: Cleveland, OH
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Stats: Big butt/little feet
Body mods: 1 1/8th lobes, lots of tattoos, even more piercings, bats
Gets me hot: Nerds, vocabulary, gore, scientific terms, kneecaps, bones rubbing together
My pigeonholes: Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Piercing, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish
Into: Humans with souls, art, broccoli, bats, body piercings, manners, halloween, loud music, things that hurt, tight pants, reality, gravity, loyalty, lunchboxes, dancing, quantum physics, texture, workaholics, suspension, astral projection, medical supplies, needles, respect, monsters, insominacs, wormholes, math equations, empathy, gore, hibernating, cat naps, mass murderers, machines, alternate dimensions, coupons, anatomy, tetris, zombies, sharp objects, shiny things
Not into: Nonsense, apologies, egos, semantic noise, arrogance, disrespect, bad drivers, liars, hustlers, skanks, Metallica past 1987, being cold, batteries dying, alarms going off, spilling things, interruptions, pretentious attitudes, cops, doppelgangers
patton suicide
Bands: Elvis Presley, Led Zeppelin, Isis, Black Sabbath, Hank Williams, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Tomahawk, Queen
Films: Alien, Bronson, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Hostel, Blade Runner, The Fountain, Apocalypse Now, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Melancholia
Books: War of the Worlds, Children of the Albatross, No One Here Gets Out Alive, On the Shoulders of Giants, The Earth Chronicles, Beyond the Wall of Sleep, At the Mountains of Madness, True Grit, Catcher in the Rye, Finnegan’s Wake
TV shows: Nip/Tuck, Bob’s Burgers, Arrested Development, The Twilight Zone, The Munsters, Through the Wormhole, Stephen Hawking’s Universe, The First 48, Louie, Aeon Flux
Artists: Alex Grey, Salvador Dali, HR Giger, Cam de Leon, Leonardo da Vinci, MC Escher

Toxic Suicide is next. Someone get us a doctor!…


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