Suicide Monday: Hey, We’ll Put On A Deadskin Mask If It’ll Give Us A Chance

Clareon Suicide
Clareon Suicide

Clareon Suicide – Credit: Suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.


LaneyChantal Suicide


Age: 24 (February 20, 1989)
Location: California, USA
Hometown: Atlantica
LaneyChantal Suicide

Occupation: Makeup Artist
Current crush: Leatherface
Gets me hot: Makeup, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Role-play, Glitter
Favorite position: On my knees…
My Pigeonholes: Electronica snob, crafty, arty, tattooed, fashionista, punk, piercing, hippy, dirty, hipster, electroclasher, drum & bass, raver, geek, fetish, gamer, diva
Into: Makeup, horror, candy, movies, rock and roll, Japanese street fashion, Japanese “kawaii” or “lolita” things, lunch boxes, my animals, blue Kool-Aid, ocean documentaries, Bill Moseley, coloring books
5 things I can’t live without: Makeup, gore movies, extensions, music
I spend most of my free time: Arts and Crafts, horror movies, hiking
LaneyChantal Suicide
Bands: Lilly Allen, The Beatles, Bright Eyes, Pink Floyd, Marilyn Manson, P!nk, Misfits, Twisted Sister, HelloGoodbye, The Verve, Spice Girls, Oasis, Blue October, David Bowie, Motley Crue, NOFX, Tegan and Sara
Films: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Friday the 13th, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil’s Rejects, Return of the Living Dead, Spice World, Girl Interrupted, The Little Mermaid, Dead Alive, Nightmare on Elm Street
Books: Nikki Sixx: Heroin Diaries, Marilyn Manson: Long Road Out Of Hell, Norse Myths, Confessions of a groupie, Crank
TV shows: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Little Mermaid series, Breaking Bad, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Law and Order: SVU, Beatlejuice, Addam’s Family, Munsters, Dexter
Video Games: Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Lollipop Chainsaw, Super Paper Mario, Mario Party 8, Fallout 3, Little Big Planet, Japanese DSi games, Spyro, KISS Pinball


Clareon Suicide gives us a lesson in sexy after the jump…

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