Suicide Monday: Welcome To Colombia

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Diixia Suicide

Credit: SuicideGirls.com

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.


The Girls

Fernanda SuicideFernanda Suicide is a favorite of ours here at Yell! Magazine. You’ll see from these pics that they’re a little older than those that we saw earlier; her sexy midsection isn’t yet complete here. God damn Colombia.

Diixia SuicideThen we have Diixia Suicide this week. Speaking with a colleague, we’ve decided that we’re going to smuggle her to our country. Check out those socks and those cute as hell tattoos. Who in their right mind wouldn’t go goo-goo for gaa-gaa over her?


Fernanda Suicide

Age: 33
Location: I’m lost


Fernanda Suicide
Occupation: Designer
Gets me hot: Intelligence!
Favorite position: Me on top with a strap on, climbing a tree while you wear a ballerina suit and an orchestra plays Herb Alpert´s Spanish Flea.

MY KINK FACTOR: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY STATUS: Exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship

Into: Yes, everyone loves party… But that’s not all in life! I love to read a good book, to watch a good movie, to lose my time just doing silly things with my friends or feeding my brain with something new… Design is my passion, to read, my hobby.
Makes me happy: My friends, my family, rain! LOVE makes me happy, to dance… Hummm, Oh! and Chocolates
5 things I can’t live without: My laptop, chocolates, my family, my friends and music!
Vices: Ouch! I used to smoke a lot, now i smoke like 1-2 cigars per week, I’m trying to quit, i really am XD
Fernanda Suicide
Bands: Queen, The Presets, Rammstein, Lady GaGa, Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, Laibach, Zoe, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Combichrist
Films: Saw, Children of Heaven, Inception, Hannibal, 5th Element, Night Before Christmas, Fast ‘n Furious, Irreversible, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Professional
Books: Poe (everything), Not as a Stranger, Rocambole, Rosemary’s Baby, Valley of the Dolls, Sixth Commandment, Postman Always Rings Twice, Hitchcock (everything), 79 Park Avenue, Hard Times
TV shows: The Walking Dead, Most Evil, LOST, CSI, American Horror Story, Modern Family, Tabu

Suddenly, thanks to Diixia Suicide, we have an urge to join some sort of sexy cartel…

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