Suicide Monday: Thank The Maker

Kemper Suicide

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What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

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The Girls

Countessa SuicideAny girl who places a porn movie on her list of favorite movies has to be cool, right? Well, Countessa Suicide is that girl, and while she’s supercrazyhot, she’s also into some cool stuff, like Star Wars, punk, heavy metal, self-sufficiency, posing naked, and being a webcam girl. Plus she’s Australian, so you know that accent is gonna just sound as sweet as sugar.

Kemper SuicideWhere Countessa Suicide claims her love of Star Wars, Kemper Suicide wears it on her sleeve, literally. Now, porn is one thing, but a girl who wears her allegiance to the Lucas Empire on her skin has to be the biggest nerd in the world. Good thing we love nerds. In this photoset, Kemper Suicide shows off her booty in red-miniskirt glory. Enjoy, and we’ll see you in a month.

Countessa Suicide

Age: 24 (October 25, 1987)
Location: Australia
Stats: 5’7″, natural boobies
Countessa Suicide

Occupation: Camgirl and architecture grad (I have my own business designing houses); amateur novelist
Body mods: Scars from open heart surgery, 3 earlobe piercings (2 stretched), retired nipple piercings, willy wagtail back tattoo
My idea of a good time: Internet. All night. Again.
My pigeonholes: Crafty, designwank, fashionista, retro, hillbilly, punk, metalhead, hippy, rockabilly, bookworm, geek, diva
Into: Corsets, punk, metal and by metal, designing, writing books, reading books, sustainable living, vegetable gardening, food preservation, self-sufficiency, ducks, shootin’, The Paleo diet, graphics and pretty things
Hobbies: Gardening, procrastinating on the Internet, writing, cooking, doing makeup, pole dancing, reading
Countessa Suicide

Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Alkaline Trio, Blackmore’s Night, Metallica, Mojo Juju and the Snake Oil Merchants, Soundgarden, Tool, Deftones, Silverchair
Films: Midnight in Paris, Lord of the Rings, Velvet Goldmine, Amelie, Beauty and the Beast, Star Wars (the old series), Marie Antoinette, Life Aquatic, Harry Potter, Pirates XXX
Books: Harry Potter, Pawn of Prophecy, Polgara, The Complete Jack the Ripper, Chronicles Of Narnia, Redemption of Althalus, Complete Guide to Self-Sufficiency, Cheesy romance novels of any description, The Primal Blueprint
TV shows: Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, True Blood

Kemper Suicide is after the jump: “This is Red 5, I’m going in”

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