Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favoritemeet a few of our standards: She should be tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest ( , /sci-fi/action movies, , and/or specific types of games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Weight: 100 lbs
Sex: If we get into a relationship
Occupation: Tumblr Addict/Part-time Adult
Pigeonholes: Goth, princess, stoner
My idea of a good time: Internet. All night. Again.
Into: Bone collecting, cats, drinking, free bird, hair, Instagram, lingerie, makeup, muscle cars, occult, oddities, retro, Satan, taxidermy, Tumblr, vintage
Television: American Horror Story, Bob’s Burgers, Breaking Bad, Cold Case Files, Discovery Channel, Game of Thrones, Gossip Girl, Oddities, Orange Is the New Black, Robot Chicken, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, , Trailer Park Boys, Weeds
Films: August Underground, Cabin in the Woods, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Grave Encounters, Hostel, House of 1,000 Corpses, Inside, I Spit on Your Grave, Lords of Salem, Silent Hill, Steak Land, Ted Bundy, The Birds, The Devil’s Rejects, The Girl They Call One Eye, The Holy Mountain, Trailer Park of Terror
Better get to reading if you want to impress Quince Suicide…