Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
If you haven’t figured it out by now, there are a lot of hot SuicideGirls coming out of South Africa. Now we have this Pavlov’s dog thing going on whenever we read or hear the name of the country. Autrum Suicide isn’t helping us with our problem.
Hillbilly, Rockabilly, Emanuelle Suicide can be any kind of billy she wants to be as long as she doesn’t change her name to Bill. And, yes, just like last week we’re featuring another SuicideGirl who loves Star Wars because Squee Suicide was so turned off by the franchise. Granted, the upcoming 3-D releases are an obvious cash-grab, but that won’t stop some of us at the Yell! Magazine offices from going, and we doubt that it’ll stop Emanuelle Suicide from going either – but the fact that we’re holding her “exclusive relationship” partner hostage to get her to go with us might factor into our certainty about her future attendance.
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Location: South Africa
Current crush: Eric from True Blood -drool-
Body mods: Tattoos: I have a Tibetan script tattoo on my neck, the DevilDriver symbol on my wrist, a garter belt with bullets on my leg, claws on each foot with a System of a Down quote going over both feet. Piercings: I have a Medusa, lip ring, 8mm plugs, and two other ear piercings
Gets me hot: Neck nuzzling and bondage
Favorite position: Changes with the partner
Fantasy: Has too many details to fit in here ^.^
Most humbling moment: When I left the nest for 6 months and had to go crawling back
I lost my virginity: In 1610
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I’ll try anything once, especially if you beg for it
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY STATUS: Exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show
Into: Penguins, Zombies, Chocolate, Caramel Vodka, Metal, Lace, Lingerie, Books, Dita Von Teese
Makes me happy: Angela Bordelle dresses ^.^ and sleeping in on Sundays
Makes me sad: Animal abuse and spinach
Hobbies: Coordinating photo shoots, reading, killing zombies
5 things I can’t live without: Internet, my piercings, cellphone, high heels and my cat
Vices: Liars, incompetence, bitchiness, egos
Thoughts on SG: I love it
I spend most of my free time: At my part-time job or working on various photo shoot projects and studying
Bands: DevilDriver, Lamb of God, In Flames, Emilie Autumn, The Dresdon Dolls, Dark Tranquility, System of a Down, Rob Zombie, Machine Head, Killswitch Engage
Films: The Lion King, Perfume, House of 1000 Corpses, Love Actually, Happy Feet, Anything Disney!, Dawn of the Dead, Breakfast Club, Black Swan, Rob Zombie’s Halloween
Emanuelle is into Billys, but not the type you’d think…
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