Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Our favorite Suicide Girls meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, fit into one or more of our topics of interest ( , /sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of games), and be a seemingly interesting person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicideGirls sends us), and, of course, she must be sexy.
Why? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
If you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.
Gets me hot: Big booty bitches
Fantasy: Titties everywhere
Into: Naked women, films, Russian vodka, good wine, good food, long weekends, outdoors, art galleries, travelling, history, festivals, satire
Not into: Mondays, mushrooms, capitalism, idiots, clones, Twilight
Makes me happy: My kitty, orgasms, sushi, horror movies, hot baths, days off, milk chocolate, film nights, protests
5 things I can’t live without: Sex, my love, my kitty, my contacts/glasses, films
Vices: Drinking, buying useless collectibles
Bands: Rob, Die Antwoord, Gogol Bordello, Tom Waits, Amy Winehouse, The Distillers, The Black Keys, Charles Aznavour, Korpiklaani, Iron Maiden
Films: 120 Days of Sodom, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Mr. Nobody, Biutiful, Gummo, Filth and Wisdom, Melancholia, Human Centipede
Books: 100 coups de brosse avant de dormir by Melissa P., The Scent of Your Breath by Melissa P., Benito by François Gravel, The Parfume by Patrick Süskind, Mémoire de mes putains tristes by Gabriel García Márquez, Ce que les hommes ne savent pas by Lucía Etxebarria, Le Horla et autres récits fantastiques by Guy de Maupassant, The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx, Révolte consommée: le mythe de la contre-culture by Joseph Heath and Andrew Potter, The Anti-Capitalist Dictionary by David E. Lowes
TV shows: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Mad Men, Fringe, Stargate, Nip/Tuck, Big Bang Theory, Law and Order, CSI, Dexter
Video games: , Alice: The Madness Returns, The Sims 3, Left 4 Dead, Audiosurf, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, Diablo
What does Mendacia Suicide do for a living? Find out after the jump…