Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
Jinjur Suicide hails from Poland, but we won’t hold that against her. We’ve included here on Suicide Monday more for her passion of video games than anything else, plus she’s stated that she’s single and looking for a man and we thought we would help her exposure and let you guys know about her. We not sure why Jinjur is single, but we do have a sneaking suspicion that it might have something to do with her unhealthy obsession of Alice in Wonderland.
Yankee Suicide is a baseball fan… and we won’t hold that against her either. We can, however, imagine that she would look sexy even if she was dressed up like a bloody baseball zombie for Halloween. Anyway, her interests lead us to believe that she’s a typical New Yorker with a variety of interests and not enough time to explore them all.
And your bonus SuicideGirl on Suicide Monday sees us bringing you Tarion Suicide again. We told you last time why we like this South African, so check out the older post and her new pics, here on page three.
Don’t forget to click on the images for a larger version.
Current crush: Tom Hughes, Han Solo
Body mods: Sparrow on my arm, horse on my side, tongue piercing
I lost my virginity: To a pro athlete!
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug free
I AM LOOKING FOR: A man
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me…
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
MY STATUS: Single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Romance, friendship, online flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, arty, tattooed, indie rocker, hipster, rockabilly, drum & bass, geek, gamer, fuck you, I defy categories
Into: Tall boys
Hobbies: Horse riding, drawing, tattoos
5 things I can’t live without: Cigarettes, beer, horses, black eyeliner, pizza
Vices: Always late
Thoughts on SG: I love it
I spend most of my free time: Doing absolutely nothing. Or playing computer games.
Bands: The White Stripes, Wolfmother, The Dead Weather, The Kinks, The Hives, Sleigh Bells, Boston, Pink Floyd, Garbage, ZZ Top
Films: In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Hot Fuzz, Fanboys, Snatch, The Boat That Rocked, The Tracey Fragments, Girl, Interrupted, Star Wars – The Old Trilogy, Inglourious Basterds
Books: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, Adverbs, The Penultimate Peril, Watch Your Mouth, The Basic Eight, How to Dress for Every Occasion by the Pope, Artemis Fowl, The Carnivorous Carnival, The rest of A Series of Unfortunate Events
TV shows: Cougar Town, Bones, American Dad, Modern Family, nip/tuck, The Big Bang Theory, Shameless, The Inbetweeners, How I Met Your Mother, Misfits
Video Games: Alice: Madness Returns, American McGee’s Alice, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Need For Speed: Carbon, Need For Speed: Underground, Amnesia, Black & White, Black & White 2, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Lucinda Green’s Equestrian Challenge
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