Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.
Welcome to Suicide Monday on Yell! Magazine. Each week we’re going to bring you a favorite girl or two who were featured on SuicideGirls.com during the previous week.
What constitutes a “favorite” girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.
Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.
I’m doing it again and treating you to three sexy SuicideGirls yet again. As the daily updates from Sash rolled in over the course of the week, I kept asking myself, “How am I ever going to limit Suicide Monday to just two girls?” They were all so hot and sexy and interesting, and finally, as I read the brief bios, I ended up cutting women with comments like “Electronica Snob.”
Our first hottie today is Bob Suicide. No, this is not a dude. Bob looks like a younger, tattooed version of Marisa Tomei. Now, her music and film tastes are a bit spotty, meaning that some of it fits our mission. However, her extensive list of video game preferences is the real reason why she’s made this week’s cut. Sure, they’re not completely inline with our preferences, but the fact that her list is 10 deep makes us think that we could have some fun with her on a nightly basis.
Arabella Suicide has had my attention since I saw her “hosting” the Golden Gods awards in 2011, which was prior to my knowledge of her being a SuicideGirl. The profile provided me by SuicideGirls doesn’t mention her interests as far as music, movies, or video games, but since Arabella is a part of The Sirens, it’s likely safe to assume that she is a headbanger. Even if she isn’t, I might have included her anyway based solely on the fact that she is one of the most stunning women I’ve ever seen.
And rounding out this trilogy of inked vixens is Carrina Suicide. Her tastes in media aren’t as extreme as we would like them to be, but she does have enough of an interest in the stuff we like to give her a passing grade (at least enough to actually have an engaging conversation with her about the films and music we like), and we like her preference for American writers. She’s a stunner and I’m sure you’ll enjoy her images.
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Location: California, USA
Into: Video Games, gadgets, vinyl toys, programming, comics, vegan food… if it’s nerdy I’ve got a +5 addiction to it
Makes me happy: Couches
Makes me sad: Lies… and cotton balls
Hobbies: Art, reading, playing video games
Vices: Yerba Mate Mint Tea, Saturn Cafe, video games, vinyl toys, Shepard Fairy
Thoughts on SG: I love it
I spend most of my free time: Murfing the Interwebs
Bands: Thrice, Rise Against, Minor Threat, Comeback Kid, David Bowie, Butch Walker, Throwdown, Bleeding Through, Every Time I Die, Rancid
Films: Don’t Bother to Knock, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Cool Hand Luke, Escape from Sobibor, All About Eve, El laberinto del fauno, Glory, Jason and the Argonauts, Back To The Future, Paint Your Wagon
Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Picture of Dorian Grey, Divine Comedy, The Aeneid, Master and Margarita, Faust, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Special Topics In Calamity Physics, Stiff: The Secret Lives of Cadavers
TV shows: M.A.S.H., Battlestar Galactica, House MD, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Forensic Files, Histories Mysteries, Cold Case Files, Simpsons, No Heroics, Lucy Daughter of the Devil
Video Games: Final Fantasy 7, Eternal Champions, Super Mario Bros. 2, Black and White, WoW, The Legend of Zelda, God of War, Odin Sphere, Tetris, Marvel vs Capcom 2
Click through to find out why Arabella Suicide keeps us up at night…
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