Just in time for Easter, and you better not let the lil ‘uns catch sight of the creepy poster art for The Bunnyman Massacre, unless you want them experiencing night terrors on Saturday night and running for their lives on Sunday morning. On second thought, let them see the poster, let them watch the movie, and do a macabre Easter egg hunt with severed fingers, dislodged eyeballs, piles of intestines, and scalped heads!
If you get the Chiller TV network, it should be easy enough to get the kids to watch The Bunnyman Massacre; it airs Friday, April 18th. Directed by Carl Lindbergh, the movie stars David Scott, Joshua Lang, Julianne Dowler, Jennifer June Ross, and Heather Daley.
This is just a creepy concept, kind of like clowns. Actually, it might be more like Steven Miller’s Silent Night (or Charles E. Sellier Jr.’s Silent Night, Deadly Night), but only worse because it has a Furry. Who needs this shit? Forget about the kids being creeped out, I’m creeped out.
The Bunnyman Massacre Synopsis:
Joe and Bunnyman’s adventure continue in a rural ghost town. Bunnyman’s blood lust knows no bounds, as he slaughters indiscriminately anything that crosses his path. Joe is all too happy to encourage his behavior, selling the dead victims as beef jerky in his local store.
A mutually beneficial relationship with cracks that start to emerge. As the bodies pile up, including a couple dozen kids in a school bus, Bunnyman’s body count is becoming more problematic. Joe is forced with disposing of the bodies, by any means necessary. A problem he exasperates by occasionally joining in on the rampage.
In addition to Joe’s body disposal problem, the local sheriff becomes suspicious with the disappearance of a few of his deputies. His investigation crosses paths with two persistent sisters, that refuse to die at the hands of Joe and Bunnyman. Some will live, and some will die, but all will be damaged.
Rock Hard \m/