Yell! Magazine » Cult of Life: Horror T-Shirts, MMA Gear, Suicide Girls, Tattoos, Rock Clothing, Arts, Events, and More

Suicide Monday: Fresh Thoughts

Evil Argento — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:15 +0000

fabrizia suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she has to meet a few of our standards: She should be fairly heavily tattooed and/or pierced, into one or more of our topics of interest (heavy metal/hardcore rap, horror/sci-fi/action movies, MMA, and/or specific types of video games), and seemingly interesting as a person (as best as we can judge from the brief bio SuicidGirls sends us), and sexy.

Why SuicideGirls? They say it best: “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates Alternative Beauty and alternative culture from all over the world.” Hey, we’re into that subculture thing too.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Kemper Suicide

Age: 25 (January 14, 1988)
Location: California, USA
Hometown: Orange County

Body mods: Tattoos, implants
Gets me hot: Grammar and punctuation, and guys who look like Thor
Favorite position: Sniper
Into: Carcharodon carcharias, puppies, central air, fiction, privacy, Adobe creative suite, in-depth arguments about fictional topics, graphic design, typography, grammar
Not into: Indoor pools, Jar Jar Binks, lack of personal space, banana/pineapple/coconut, rude/arrogant/pushy people, ugly typography, shitty web design, 3-D, spicy stuffs
5 things I can’t live without: Vibrator, car, contacts, chapstick, puppy snuggles
Vices: Procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating & I’m a total creeper
I spend most of my free time: Searching for the mythical clitoris.

Bands: Hank Williams Sr., Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Violent Femmes, Smashing Pumpkins, Cake
Films: Star Wars, The Fifth Element, How to Train Your Dragon, The Searchers, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Clash of the Titans (1981), Blade Runner, Walk The Line
Books: I Am Legend, What Dreams May Come, The Devils Teeth, The Stand, Greek Mythology, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Artists: Eric Canete, Axel13, Natalie C, NoahN, AnnLe

Fabrizia Suicide will have you thinking fresh thoughts after the jump…

Suicide Monday: SGs Marching To Their Own Drum

Evil Argento — Mon, 13 May 2013 12:00:56 +0000

Tristyn suicide – Credit: SuicideGirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Catrina Suicide

Age: 26 (March 6, 1987)
Location: California, USA
Hometown: Stockton

Occupation: Professional clothes removal technician
Stats: 34-27-39
Pot: I’m a total stoner
My status: Single
Into: Your mom
Hobbies: Rock climbing
Vices: Weed, sex
I spend most of my free time: Naked

Bands: American Nightmare, Quicksand, Alkaline Trio, Jawbreaker, Faith No More, Lovage, Tom Waits, The Smiths, Leeway, Cro-Mags, Lucero, Rumbleseat, Avett Brothers, Tribe Called Quest, Hieroglyphics, Ghostface, Crowbar, Black Sabbath, Old Metallica, Helmet, Warpaint, Land of talk
Films: True Romance, The Sweetest Thing, Blue Velvet, Gummo, Dead Alive, Royal Tennanbaums, The Fountain, Rad, Natural Born Killers, ALL Mel Brooks movies
Books: Bukowski, Brett Easton Ellis, Oscar Wilde, Preacher
TV shows: Cartoons, Arrested Development, Workaholics, Intervention

Tristyn Suicide shows us just how sexy glasses can be…

Suicide Monday: Blu Mondays Are The Best

Evil Argento — Tue, 07 May 2013 00:23:47 +0000

Fernanda suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Blu Suicide

Age: 24 (December 13, 1988)
Location: United Kingdom
Hometown: Scotland

My pigeonholes: Hip-Hop, Arty, Tattooed, Gamer
Into: Sketching, Tattoos, Gigs, Travelling

Bands: Atmosphere, Brother Ali, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, B Dolan, CunninLynguists, Twin Atlantic
Films: High Fidelity, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Silence, The Last Exorcism, The Blair Witch Project, Hannibal, Paranormal Activity
Books: To Kill a mockingbird, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, World War Z
TV Shows: Catfish, The Walking Dead, Ghost Adventures, An Idiot Abroad, Peep Show, Sex and the City, The Ricky Gervais Show
Video games: Fallout 3, Mafia 2, Fallout New Vegas, Rage, Red Dead Redemption, The Walking Dead, Heavy Rain

Check out the sexy Fernanda Suicide after the break…

Suicide Monday: Unless You Got A Prince Albert…

Evil Argento — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:00:10 +0000

Riae Suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Merrick Suicide

Location: Colombia
Heroes: Friedrich Hegel
Fantasy: People think of me as sweet. They don’t expect I will fight dirty and that’s my advantage (sweets will lead to sin)

Not into: Wasting time: “Your time is limited so don’t waste it living someone else’s life”
Makes me happy: The rain, reading, cold days, dreams that came true, silence and alone
Makes me sad: Losing something (eloquence, beliefs, encouragement, assertiveness, essence, love…). The cruelest thing is false hope
5 things I can’t live without: books, emotions, learning and teaching, sugar, whatever
Vices: Sugar, my biggest vice is donuts

Films: Dracula de Bram stoker, The Professional, Scarface, Donnie Darko, Mr. nobody, Death Proof, cloud Atlas, Lolita, American Psycho, Candy
Artists: Edgar Allan Poe, Frédéric Chopin, George Harrison, Quentin Tarantino, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman

Riae Suicide takes in some sun…

Pierce The Veil Launch Another Hot Sauce

Evil Argento — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:44:32 +0000

Pierce The Veil Launch Another Hot Sauce

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Pierce The Veil are cranking up the heat with a new, eye-watering sauce called Ragin’ Cajun. The new hot sauce, which is available now for $8, combines a scorching mixture of habanero and cayenne chilies, garlic, onion, vinegar, black pepper and salt, and is available in 5 oz. bottles. It’s a must have for any rock fan’s upcoming fiestas.

Ragin’ Cajun is Pierce The Veil’s third hot sauce to date, following the massively popular En Fuego Hot Sauce and Diablo Verde Hot Sauce.

Pierce The Veil are currently co-headlining the Spring Fever Tour with All Time Low in support of the hugely successful album, Collide With The Sky, which has sold over 100K copies and spawned multiple hit videos including “King for a Day,” “Hell Above,” and a soon-to-be-released stunner for fan-favorite track, “Bulls in the Bronx.”

Kick things up a notch this Cinco de Mayo with Pierce The Veil’s blazing, new Ragin’ Cajun hot sauce and a copy of their breakout album Collide With The Sky.

Spring Fever Co-Headliner Tour with All Time Low, Mayday Parade, & You Me At Six:

Apr 24 – New York, NY @ Best Buy Theatre
Apr 25 – New York, NY @ Best Buy Theatre
Apr 26 – Lowell, MA @ Paul E. Tsongas Arena
Apr 27 – West Long Branch, NJ @ The MAC at Monmouth University
Apr 28 – Towson, MD @ Towson Center Arena
Apr 30 – Rochester, NY @ Main Street Armory
May 1 – Detroit, MI @ The Fillmore
May 2 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant
May 3 – Chicago, IL @ Congress Theatre
May 4 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
May 6 – Denver, CO @ Ogden Theatre
May 8 – Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre
May 9 – Hollywood, CA @ Hollywood Palladium
May 10 – San Diego, CA @ SOMA
May 11 – San Diego, CA @ SOMA
May 12 – San Francisco, CA @ Warfield Theatre

Suicide Monday: Pick Your Poison

Evil Argento — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:00:19 +0000

gogo suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Venom Suicide

Age: 23 (July 31, 1989)
Location: California, USA
Hometown: Dragonstone

Current Crush: Ichigo Kurosaki
Body Mods: Tats, stretched ears
My pigeonholes: Crafty, arty, tattooed, goth, hillbilly, metalhead, hippy, bookworm, geek, fetish, gamer

Bands: Bright Eyes, Dethklok, Concrete Blonde, Dimmu Borgir, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, She Wants Revenge, The Cure, Type o Negative, Desperacidos
Films: Big Fish, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Closer, Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings I-II, Revolver, Sin City, The Crow, Zoolander, Labyrinth
Books: Black Dagger Brotherhood, Covet, Fae Fever, Picture books about animals, The Preacher (comic)
TV shows: Bleach, Bored to Death, Death Note, Entourage, It’s Always Sunny…, King of the Hill, Samuri Shamploo, The Office, True Blood, Elfen Leid
Video games: Assassin’s Creed, Brutal Legend, Crazy Taxi, Dirt, God of War, Golden Axe, Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider, Vikings of Asgard, Wet

GoGo Suicide has gone Sputnik on us…

Suicide Monday: KISS Fans Rejoice

Evil Argento — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:00:09 +0000

nero suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Mousse Suicide

Age: 25 (February 21, 1988)

Occupation: Fashion designer, Professional Make up Artist, Photographer
Current crush: Edgar Allan Poe
Gets me hot: Skin friction
Into: Edgar Allan poe
Not into: Stupid people

Bands: Queen, AC/DC, Rammstein, Deep Purple, Radiohead, KISS, A Perfect Circle, Nightwish, Epica, Lordi
Films: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Vincent, Frankenweenie
Books: Comedy/Comics, Fantasy, Historical, Horror, Mystery, Picture Books, Suspense
TV shows: Spartacus, Blood and Sand, The Walking Dead, Fringe, Not Going Out, The Simpsons, The X-Files

No, Nero Suicide didn’t burn Rome, but she did burn into our hearts…

Suicide Monday: A Plum Never Looked So Delicious

Evil Argento — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:00:11 +0000

Plum Suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Carrina Suicide

Location: California, USA
Hometown: 1 pt California coast mixed with 1 pt Tennessee country

Occupation: Outlaw firestarter, bridgeburner, destruction demolition expert
Current Crush: I’m asexual
Stats: 5’3″, 100 lbs, 34-25-34
Body mods: My favorite is my grandpa’s WWII B17 tattoo… and the bomb falling out of it that says to hitler with love
My pigeonholes: Crafty, tattooed, Hillbilly, Punk, bookworm
Into: WWII history, airplanes, riding dirtbikes, house destruction parties, furry creatures, Irish whiskey
Makes me sad: Boys who can’t fix things, unwarranted sobriety, copycats, disloyalty, traitors, thieves, gutless cowards in general
Hobbies: Studying all things science related, writing, literature (fine or not – preferably not)

Bands: OPIV, Elvis Presley, Rancid, Bad Brains, Streetlight, Manifesto, Misfits, Minor Threat, Tom Waits, Social Distortion, GBH
Films: Natural Born Killers, The Shining, Star Wars – Episode 6, Dead Alive, Lost Boys, True Romance, There Will Be Blood, Garden State, Ace Ventura – When Nature Calls, Fight Club
Books: H.S. Thompson, Bukowski, Kerouac, Hemingway, Salinger, Plath, Palahniuk, Hell, Ginsberg, Sedaris
TV shows: Weeds, United States of Tara, Dexter

Plum Suicide shows just how delicious she is after the jump…

Suicide Monday: What’s Doggy Style?

Evil Argento — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 02:06:03 +0000

yanna suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Doneele Suicide

Age: 19 (August 14, 1993)
Location: Texas, USA
Hometown: Houston

Body mods: Too many tattoos to count, Medusa pierced, and Nipples pierced
Gets me hot: Neck biting
Favorite position: Doggy
My idea of a good time: Support local music; Go to a show
My pigeonholes: Tattooed, pierced, Drum & Bass, geek, gamer
Into: Videos games, reading, muscle cars, rain
5 things I can’t live without: My phone, charger, laptop, Tv, Xbox.
Vices: Jealousy and Impatience.

Bands: Atilla, Johnny Cash, Benny Benassi, Kid Cudi, Attack Attack!, Woe Is Me, Wiz Khalifa, Wu-Tang, Like Moths to Flames, Tonight Alive
Films: Young Frankenstein, Dracula, Horrible Bosses, Role Models, The Goonies, Rocky Horror Picture Show, UP, The Little Mermaid, Big Daddy, Coraline
Books: Hunger Games, Pet Cemetery, Walking Dead, Batman, Killing Joke, X-Men, House of Night, Punisher
TV shows: New Girl, Workaholics, Blue Mountain State, Archer, How the Universe Was Made, Planet Earth, Life, Mythbusters, Golden Girls, 1,000 Ways to Die
Video games: Call of Duty: Black Ops, Left 4 Dead, Alice: Madness, Gears of War 3, Halo 3, Dead Rising, Uncharted, Dead Island, Bioshock 2, Super Mario

Check out the lovely Yanna Suicide after the jump…

Suicide Monday: SGs With Ninja Hotness

Evil Argento — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 12:00:17 +0000

aisline suicide – credit: suicidegirls.com

Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution.

Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection.

Don’t forget to click on the thumbs to see larger versions of the pictures.

And if you want to see these girls in all their sexy glory, join SG via this link.

Ellexia Suicide

Location: United Kingdom
Hometown: Scotland

Occupation: Horse Riding Coach
Current Crush: Tom Hardy and Fernanda Mercury
Sign: Gemini – the master of split personalities baby!
My pigeonholes: Emo, Hip-Hop, Hardcore, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek
Into: Tattoos, Motocross, Books, Tea, New Bands, Lazy days snuggled up with films, Funny people, Skulls, Hoodies, Knee Socks, Nice teeth, Eating, High top trainers, Tees with weird shit on them, and i’m definitely into the STUNNING Fernanda Mercury
Not into: Selfishness, self-riteousness, cruelty to animals of any kind, bad tattoos, moodiness, tomatoes
5 things I can’t live without: Books, Tea, My Car, Music, and PIZZA!

Bands: You Me At Six, The Dear & Departed, Jake Bugg, The Courteeners, The Coral, Imagine Dragon, The Black Keys, Arctic Monkeys, Boy Kill Boy, Deaf Havana, Audioslave, Kid Cudi, Maverick Sabre, Don Broco, We are Scientists, Soundgarden, The Saw Doctors, Paramore, Ed Sheeran, The Twang, Warpaint, The Pretty Reckless, Electric Guest, Wolfmother, The Answer, Everything Everything, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Taking Back Sunday, Frank Hamilton, Jamie T, The Gaslight Anthem, Hole
Films: Step Brothers, Lawless, Role Models, Troy, Super Bad, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, A Knights Tale, Water for Elephants, Cruel Intentions, Kidulthood, Adulthood, X-men, 300, The Hunger Games
Books: The Discovery of Witches, The Night Circus, The Farseer Trilogy, The Liveship Traders Trilogy, Emperor Series, Trojan War Trilogy, The Hunger Games Trilogy
TV shows: The Green Wing, Misfits, How I Met Your Mother, The Undateables

Check out the sexy Aisline Suicide after the jump…