The Archive of The Matt
The Matt Biography
When he was a kid, Matt fell in a vat of cream of wheat and gained awesome reviewing superpowers. He uses these powers to soundly trash the underworld of crappy movies and games. Warning: The Matt is highly radioactive and/or contagious, stay at a distance of 50 feet at all times. DO NOT FEED THE MATT! If fed, he may become attached to you and move into your place with no prior warning. If you find yourself in this situation, we recommend leaving a trail of pizza slices that lead out the door. Failure to do this may result in The Matt becoming a permanent fixture and more drastic measures may be required to get rid of him. Like calling his mother.
Just kidding. He's just a geek that likes to play video games, praise good movies and talk trash about the bad ones.
reviewer at large.
We here at Yell! Magazine are fond of disposable objects. We love things that can be used and then haphazardly thrown away with little to no care in the world. Like used tissues or interns. ... Read more
Or: Because A Top 100 Would Have Been Too Long I fucking hate Twilight with the burning intensity of a thousand Indian burns. I hate the books, I hate the movies, I hate what it’s ... Read more
In Resident Evil: Retribution, evil goes global – or so says the tagline. With the imminent September 14th release of Retribution, it’s time to revisit the franchise thus far… Fine, I’ll cop to it: This ... Read more
They say there’s nothing new left in Hollywood, but this trailer for the creepy horror movie Smiley shows there might still be some hope left in the old girl yet! It’s been a while since ... Read more
Is there a more widely accepted social convention than the do-over? People from all walks of life use it in everyday situations. Failed to make that 10 point ball of paper dunk in the office ... Read more
Yell! Magazine’s review of Grave Encounters (2011): What hath Blair Witch Project wrought? Hey, it’s been a while since your faithful reviewer wrote one of these things, and I’m allowed to wax poetic for a ... Read more
The Expendables 2, Sylvester Stallone’s latest ode to the glory days of the action genre, is fast approaching. Whether or not the movie ends up as nothing more than a wistful look back at the ... Read more
Sporting a more realistic feel, and none of the Richard Donner worship of Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns, Man Of Steel (2013) has released its first teaser… well, two teasers, technically. You can either view the ... Read more
Robert E. Howard’s name will always be synonymous with his most popular creation: Conan. The legendary barbarian has been the subject of adaptations both cinematic (including Jason Momoa’s recent lackluster attempt at rebooting the franchise ... Read more
Marvel’s Merc-With-A-Mouth gets his very own video game adaptation! Deadpool as had guest-starring appearances in such games as Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, but this will mark his first solo video game effort. Judging by this ... Read more
Re-uniting most of the cast from the first movie, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the sequel to Brotherhood Of The Wolves director Christophe Gans well received, but under-performing 2006 horror film. Radha Mitchell returns as ... Read more
Hyper-stylized hyper violence is at the forefront of this exclusive first clip of the upcoming Judge Dredd reboot. Reeking of Zack Snyder’s trademark slow-mo/fast motion style, will DREDD, starring Karl Urban as the titular character, ... Read more