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Evil Argento Biography
I might be stubborn and pig-headed, but I'm usually right. Such a great way to kick this thing off; it's certainly the best way to get respect from your readers. Well, let's make this as quick and painless as possible:
I've been a hard rock/metal fan since grade school and believe Eddie Van Halen to be the greatest to ever touch a fret board. Bite me if you don't agree. And arguing with me about it would be like debating God's existence with the pope. I'm also a huge KISS fan, so much so that my former boss at an online men's magazine that excels at being mediocre called me on it during my annual formal review - goes like this:
Boss: "...and you reference KISS too much in meetings... they aren't a reference point for anything..."
Me: "Fuck you!"
Well, it didn't exactly go down that way, but I did end up quitting. Really, with all the success and influence and business savvy that KISS embodies, they certainly were a reference point for most of the "ideals" that this so-called men's site claimed to uphold.
True story, however, I did throw a college roommate into a closet for saying that KISS didn't have any talent.
Enough about that.
My favorite horror genres are zombie and vampire, but ghost stories and religious horror are what really freak me out. I'm not difficult to please and as long as I'm entertained, I'll probably like it. That's not to say, however, that I can't see something for what it is: if it looks and smells like shit, it's shit, right?
My gut reaction to news of a movie being remade is usually, “it’s gonna suck.” Then I see it, and have been entertained at the very least. Not so long ago, we informed you that ... Read more
Exumer has a weird history, but one that’s created a cult-like following. Though they’ve technically been around for the better part of 30 years, they’ve never played New York City – until now. Actually, not ... Read more
Yell! Magazine’s Review: What do you get when you combine old-school thrash with old-school hardcore? You’d be right 99% of the time if you answered Suicidal Tendencies, but today is the other 1%, since we’ve ... Read more
Is it bad when you breathe a sigh of relief when a season concludes? That’s what I did at the end of “Midnight,” the season finale to Bates Motel. As I predicted last week, a ... Read more
Are you a horror fan? If you’re reading Yell! Magazine, you just might be. Well, there’s good news for you today; ScreampiX, the first horror-based YouTube subscription channel, launched today. So what you say? YouTube ... Read more
Bathrooms and horror go hand in hand. We have Alfred Hitchcock and Psycho to thank for that. The latest clip from Alyce Kills capitalizes on our fears with a dark, grimy, and intense bathroom scene. ... Read more
If you’re like me, then you’re looking forward to seeing Amon Amarth this summer and to the release of Deceiver of the Gods (June 25th in North America; June 21st/24th in Europe; June 26th in ... Read more
We’re pretty used to seeing the music industry trying out new ways to present/package material, but when it comes to films, not so much. But that’s exactly what’s happening with Haunting Melissa, which will be ... Read more
King Hazard loved the original, and while he’s blazing the highways in the Nevada desert, he’ll be happier than shit to see the red band trailer for V/H/S/2. As you’ll see, this looks like one ... Read more
Evile‘s new album, Skull, will be released on May 27th, but until then we hope you can satisfy your hunger for thrash with the “Underworld” lyric video. We were totally impressed with their last effort, ... Read more
It’s like a marriage in one of the circles of hell when heavy metal and horror come together. In this case it’s The Black Dahlia Murder and Evil Dead with the track “Raped in Hatred ... Read more
Because Mondays suck – Here’s your suicide solution. Please leave a comment in the designated section below to tell us what you think of our sexy selection. What constitutes a “favorite” Suicide Girl? Well, she ... Read more