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NoFaceNorm Biography

"With his grade school and adolescent years spent being fed a steady diet of video games and martial arts, NAME WITHHELD was a typical slacker who, through a series of circumstances, wound up as a director of a karate school at 19 years-old. With the weighted responsibility of tending to a burdgeoning business, he took up residence in a storage room in the basement out of "financial convenience" and "existential integrity". Deep down in this dark den of iniquity, his mind fell apart and he predictably went insane. Two weeks later, he quickly went back to work and pieced things together with handfuls of glue and LSD. It was through this act that NoFaceNorm was made manifest; a philosophical man of the arts who likes to sing and dance when no one is looking. Also, he's got no face."

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Iron Man 3 (2013) Review: “Wow! All This Time I Thought He Was A Robot…”
Iron Man 3 Review: Everybody’s got a thing for fallen heroes. It’s why Robert Downey Jr. soared to new heights with his career resurgence as Iron Man five years back. Now, it’s time to tie ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

Evil Dead (2013) Review: More Fun Than A Hamster In A Wheel
Oh mah goodness gracious! It’s been so long! So long since I’ve dined on such a fine mess of cinematic depravity. Horror fan or not, there’s a lot of apathy going around town in the ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

Texas Chainsaw 3D (2012) Review
Yell! Magazine’s review of Texas Chainsaw 3D: I don’t know why this keeps happening. It’s like some kind of weird Twilight Zone episode that runs along the theme of eternal recurrence. Remake after remake after ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

District 187 Review – At Least It’s Free
Yell! Magazine’s review of District 187: When committing to anything that would take longer than five minutes’ time, I find it important that we ask ourselves the simple question, “Why?” “Why should I sign up ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

The Man With The Iron Fists (2012) Review: You Still Get Points For Trying
Remember that Creature review we did a while back? Remember how it was mentioned that remaking an old-school genre flick and doing your damnedest to capture all its quirks can easily remind us why schlock ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012) Review
Yell! Magazine’s Silent Hill: Revelation 3D review: I could be wrong, but I think I saw Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, last night – but it’s very difficult to be sure. See, if I try real ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) Review: Are They Really Making A Fifth!?!
Yell! Magazine reviews Paranormal Activity 4: Have you ever seen any films in the Paranormal Activity franchise? No? Ok, then go to last year’s review of the third Paranormal Activity installment. I was still a ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

Here Comes The Boom (2012) Review: Not To Be Confused With Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Yell! Magazine’s review of Here Comes the Boom: Alright, when I first saw the trailer for Here Comes the Boom, I thought it may as well have been an SNL parody. Think about it: Kevin ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

Sinister (2012) Review: A Fine Piece Of Work That You’ll Most Likely Forget
Yell! Magazine’s review of Sinister (2012): Halloween’s a comin’, and movie theaters world-wide are host to the competing forces of horror directors as they flood the market with their latest and greatest. Afterward, these same ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

5 Reasons You May Be A Closet Con-Goer
While we’re all still coasting off the good vibes of last weekend’s Montreal ComicCon, meeting up with all the freaks and geeks at the event spurred an idea in our heads that might be lurking ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

2012 Fall Horror Movie Preview: “I’m Detecting A Theme Here”
Well, summer’s over and genre directors are finally peeking their heads out and stepping onto the torn-up battlefield of last summer’s box-office bloodbath. Now that Halloween is approaching and moviegoers tired and benumbed, it’s time ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

The Expendables 2 (2012) Review: The Old Men Cometh…
The Expendables 2 – Yell! Magazine review: When The Expendables hit theaters in 2010, word on the street was that it was gonna be 16 different shades of awesome. Stallone writing and directing an ensemble ... Read more
By NoFaceNorm

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