The Archive of Joanna Jaguar
Joanna Jaguar Biography
Some say the existence of Joanna Jaguar is based only in myth and legend. Others say that, like Freddy Krueger, she exists only in your worst nightmares. We may never really know how she came to be, and if, in fact, she still walks among us. The legends, however, tell us she was birthed in blood and chaos, and spends her days the same way. They say that whenever children are camped around a fire, telling ghost stories, she'll be there; wherever horror movies are being played, she can be found; when there's a debate between original films and remakes, you can hear her pain-filled screams echo. The one thing we do know, is that if, on a cold Halloween night, you choose to sit in the dark of your basement and watch horror movies, make sure you keep a candle lit, for if that light goes out, you may find yourself face to face with the terror that is Joanna Jaguar.
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