31 Days Of Scares – Day 6 – 10 Horror Things You Need To Have

When Halloween rolls around, it seems like everyone scrambles around trying to find that unique piece of kitsch that’s cool as hell. Well, as part of our 31 Days of Scares feature, I’ve scoured the Web to help you out. Here you’ll find 10 items that are sure to drudge up some groans and gasps of over-the-top terror. Read on to discover the 10 Horror Things You Need to Have.

No.1 A Nightmare on Elm Street Toaster

Coming Soon | Price: $59.95

The first item on the list is a no-brainer. Every morning this Halloween season you should be waking up to the smell of horror perfection, and a Nightmare On Elm Street branded toaster might be the solution to that. I don’t think anyone could be better at making toast & jam than Springwood Slasher Freddy Krueger, a horror icon that knows a thing or two about heat. Best of all, each slice will have Freddy’s signature bladed glove on it. For a price of $59.95 plus shipping costs and taxes, you can’t really go wrong with this.

It’s the bastard toast of a thousand loafs!

A Nightmare on Elm Street Toaster


No.2 Halloween Eyeball Pasta

Prep:15 mins | Free Recipe

I believe this awesome recipe was posted last year on another site, but for us it’s completely new and we’re featuring it as the second must-have item on this horror list. Sure, it isn’t an accessory like the toaster above, but you need to eat this Halloween, and you also need to eat healthily sometimes. Zombie brains isn’t the only solution for carbs you know. This spooky and gruesome eyeball pasta should do the trick, and it only requires 15 minutes to prep.

Give it a try and scare the shit of your guests or children a little more this year.

Eyeball Pasta


No.3 Siamese Triplet Pillow

Price: $36.00

The Human Centipede franchise is just gross. You already know that because Tom Six always has the pleasure to push his bizarre little concept further with each new installment. He enjoy’s it so much that a third one is already in the works and it will feature a 500+ person human centipede. Six is nuts, and so is his huge fan base who love his shit. I’m sure a lot of his fans will appreciate this Siamese Triplet Pillow that can actually be split up into three pillows.

Planning to have a threesome this Halloween? Then this convenient and innovative pillow should be your ultimate choice for head support.

Siamese Triplet Pillow


No.4 Hand Carved “Momento Mori” Skeleton Rocking Chair

Price: Unknown

Watching horror movies is a big part of the fun every Halloween season, and requires hours of commitment in front of the TV. If you plan on watching your favorite ones again this month, or maybe some of the ones we’ll suggest later in our 31 Days of Scares special month-long feature, then hopefully you’re well equipped with a comfortable couch. If not, then continue reading.

Unfortunately, this Hand Carved “Momento Mori” Skeleton Rocking Chair isn’t the most convenient piece to relax your ass in, but you would look cool as hell sitting in it. You would look like royalty being fed with constant horror films. Just picture yourself watching The Lords of Salem or Bram Stoker’s Dracula in this. You’d be bossing Halloween hands down!

I have no idea what the value is of this chair since you will need to contact the dealer to find out, but you can estimate if you want. Vincent Price (The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, House on Haunted Hill, The Fly) would be proud of you since he owned a whole set of skeleton chairs similar to this.

Horror Chair

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